Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
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Top comments
worb 0
get over yourself
zoecakes 0
wow karma's a bitch, isn't it? YDI.
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Comments (165)
JeanNe91 0
i hope you kept your wallet. you dont deserve to get it back.
Zer0_Zer0 0
YDI, you just made my day XD
theking12369 0
but why would he whistle and not say hey! or something like that
Hansemans 17
Same feeling here. I really enjoyed reading this FML.
asdfjklol 0
How wld tat make ur day??????
SpikyG 3
There are a lot of reasons hey may of whistle.
corgidoggo 2
cause he's old
worb 0
get over yourself
6969awesome 0
I don't get why the old man whistled and didn't yell out FAKE
dakotalesmercy 6
^^^^^ +1
zoecakes 0
wow karma's a bitch, isn't it? YDI.
Infamous_Hawk 6
yes it is
chuksnwali 34
Karma's a bitch, and so is OP
Seegtease 0
Hah. He tried to do the right thing, you insulted him, now he gets all your money. Nice guy wins, and the bitch loses. Justice.
badminton 14
I love this comment.
amirn86 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I don't blame you for assuming that about him, most guys are really creepy lol I doesn't take it to heart hope he somehow gets it back to you :-/
OwenMcAwesome 0
Stupid feminist bitch...
Zeus1070 17
If most guys are creepy, then most girls are bitches. See how it works both ways, you condensending bitch? Get off your high horse.
azk3000 9
the weird thing is a guy said that
warchild4080 8
OK first have you ever hear of a guy telling a girl to go to hell because she called him hot no we would take it as a compliment but when a guy dose it its creepy lol stfu prude
gms0113 8
it's sexual harassment either way it's just girls don't do it as much as guys (you can't even argue with that its a fact)
deja54 0
//"most guys are really creepy lol"// What are you, stupid?
grl223 0
That's just...sad. YDI fo sho. I'm glad you didn't realize it while you were still on the bus, either.
soxgrl33 0
Aren't getting-your-attention whistles very different from you're-hot-stuff whistles? =P
DamnGoodTimes 0
You deserved that, dude. Acting like an ass doesn't get you anywhere.
alex_smokin_okin 0
#4 = so true