Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, my tired son and I were riding a shuttle bus. An old lady got on, and I told him we needed to get up so she could have the seat. He started crying and screamed, "WHY? She's old, she's gonna die soon!" I wanted to melt into the ground. FML
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Aren't you supposed to get up anyway?
ChChCharlie 10
LMAO what an awesome old woman :D
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eddy7 0
haha treated your ass! primero
mercilessadi 0
Today,while entering the bus,I saw a very fat gal sittin on a *****. I got jealous and made a sad face. Seeing me cry she took the ***** out of her ****** and put in her mouth. She stood up for me so that I can sit n finger my dick(oh I forgot to tell am bisexual). I laughed n said to her ha u suck good. She then sucked the driver instead of me. Fml Yah all u fackas bury me Bury me deep n I feel burt for u
HahaYDI 0
Spammer aka #8 I actually do care if he is number 1. I also think that you are just jealous because you are number 8 and not number 1
congratz13 2
#84 No, not everyone is fighting to be the first commenter. It's entirely probable that #8 just thought it was stupid that they had to announce being first, and told them that it really isn't that big of an accomplishment. @ OP I hit "fyl" but Hahahaha that was awesome!
teehee520 0
Lol, that's funny but at least you still did the right thing.
The_Chuck_Norris 0
woman are woman, God made that way....now where's my sandwich
mekeskidi_fml 0
You did the right thing giving your seat to an elder woman. But the next time, if it happens again, you should fart (or at least simulate a big loud fart), or cough or sneeze to her face.
StingMunFizzy 0
Shut up 24788.. Just by that I know you have no respect for women what-so-ever
Kiwi_Splash 0
You can't speak for the whole female race because you don't have the right :)
m_estes09 3
Hey kiwi_splash, since when is women a race?
Jlevrt 0
#73 wins
skygirl333 3
**** you
24788 7
Double
ChChCharlie 10
LMAO what an awesome old woman :D
Pastor_Rich 0
what a little old bitch, she didn't have to rub it in
redbluegreen 41
Aren't you supposed to get up anyway?
null_fml 11
I agree with this. Where I'm from, an old person can't even get NEAR a bus without three or four people standing up. Okay that might be a slight exaggeration, but seriously I've never seen an old person have to stand.
CountryGirl111 7
agreed...where im from its just respectful to offer your seat to any elder not to mention just the right thing to do
NeatNit 33
Where I'm from it's not... still, I try to notice and get up when I see someone. One time I think I offended someone... She wasn't too old, just her 40s-50s of her life. I just believe we should respect our elders, even if the age difference isn't huge. I mean, she's my parents' she. She obviously took it the wrong way but she wasn't mean about it. She just blushed and took the seat unconformably, embarrassed. I felt guilty that day.
NGM_47 0
Tip: NEVER look into an old lady's eyes, they play tricks on your mind!
NeatNit 33
They have a lifetime of experience ;)
Enryu 0
Never stand up for someone
Antivirus_fml 0
Elderly Woman FTW!
catriona_cd 0
bloody victorians :) your suppose to stand and give her the seat without waiting hahaha come to think i heard they were going to try to fine ppl who didnt do that down there. Jeff Kennetts responsible, for everything that goes wrong (from the song "Bloody Jeff).