Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
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erikaisthebest 0
FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.
Indiana_fml 4
You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.
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nightngale 0
#27 she was sitting at a bus stop, minding her own business. Not prowling up and down the street late at night holding her arm out for passing cars. How in any way was she "acting like a prostitute?" It's the same as if I said that you're ugly, because you acted like a jerk right now.
TerAki 0
#20, what does riding the bus have to do with it? Right now I'm getting work done on my car and I took the bus home and I'll have to take it again when I go to pick my car up in an hour. What's to say the old man isn't in a similar situation?
poolshark 0
As the old saying goes, you are your own worst pimp. (Oh, it's "enemy"? All this time I thought it was "pimp"...)
liveitlearnit 0
Her answer is what most people would say, it's didn't mean she was admitting to prostitution so I don't get why people are putting YDI.
Kylias 6
... that's very creepy. e_e;
jameSSemaj 0
lol someone hasn't seen Borat... YDI for not realising a movie quote... and ANOTHER YDI for dressing like a ****. In the rain. Oh, ant #27, she wasn't acting like a ****, she was DRESSING like one.
daisyfuck 0
Ewww, what scumbags. Public transporation is not fun if you have a ******.
Swidiot 0
She was saying, "IF I WERE A PROSTITUTE, you couldn't afford me." I can't believe people how many people are YDIing when both the men were in the wrong and I wouldn't have wanted to be on the bus with that creep either.
xClarkGable 0
I wouldn't necessarily say you deserved it because of the men's actions, but your response was pretty bitchish.
okay17 7
And if you were in that situation would you have responded kindly to the creeps?
DangerousBabee 0
I'm with #5