Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML
Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML
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Jaywin 3
#4 and #5 you both obviously haven't had extended periods of time with the homeless. They gather around my university campus and do nothing but beg, yell, and grab random people for no reason. If you two are so high and mighty wishing this fate upon me because "I don't know their situation" why aren't you two out there personally helping the homeless? When was the last time you let a homeless dude into your house to bathe and gave him a meal? You're no different from everyone else who walks by them without a second glance, so stop pretending you're a better person by "sympathizing".
anjyu22 0
You think your life sucks, think about how the homeless guy must feel. He has to smell himself every day.
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Jaywin 3
I hate homeless people. Not because of the fact they're homeless, but because they do weird and nasty shit like this.
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
remember as other people have said they can be war vets without the government help they need and alot of wars can leave alot of psychological damage which could lead to the weird and crazy shit or they are homeless because they spend all their money on drugs and crap like that which in the end makes them do weird and crazy shit.
wholock 12
Well, it's not exactly their fault. Like the person above me, the government is taking their homes and leaving them homeless. They have to steal, pickpocket, bathe in even the filthiest of places, and even pick through the garbage. I'm sure you'd do the same if you were homeless and had no other choice.
krissywissy 0
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how does lingerie smell? unless there's poop in it or something
bloodmonk115 3
it's lingering as in hanging around look it up dumbass
allylolll 0
HAHAHA
edogy 0
80 I'm so sorry I meant to thumb ur comment up and ur right I'm in 5th grade and ik that lol
lolz0701 4
Idiot
PleaseTickleUs 7
@92 I have candy.
snowkittyyy 18
You shouldn't be here if you're in 5th grade.
CailaTheGymnast 7
Lol
stunty_fml 0
"CHOOSE NOW: Vomit on purpose or clean after homeless!" FYL indeed.
asttro_boy 0
#1: I hope you become one, someday.
save_me_08 0
Uhm...#2 are you confused? It says lingering...as in the smell stayed in the room for a long time after the homeless man was gone
Mely325 0
True FYL....Groooooossssss
anjyu22 0
You think your life sucks, think about how the homeless guy must feel. He has to smell himself every day.
shaBAMalex 0
Lmfao, #2.. Btw, thats GROSS :|
sukhdeep 4
i agree number 2
Thabb 0
krankypoptart 0
Im sorry for you. But you are a great person, for letting him bath.
resawins 0
ish. props to you for putting up with it. i gagged just reading this.