Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
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erikaisthebest 0
FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.
Indiana_fml 4
You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.
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Comments (213)
iambean 4
Im going to take a guess and say her facial expression could be comparable to watching 2 girls 1 cup.
LisaLeBron 0
eww did he look like the creepy old man from family guy? he scares me...
lilcuti3pi389 0
That's your fault for looking like a hooker
boredomnesses 0
i think that the guy was being playful. she was probably dressed "sexy" or maybe dressed normal (granted whats normal nowadays? everyone in highschools where the strangest things). A guy walks up and uses the borat line, it doesnt mean she was dressed skanky or seemed like a *****, people at school say that all the time as a joke. She probably realised the joke and responded accordingly, joking and flirtacious/witty. So that isnt a YDI for being a *****. The fml isnt the guy teasing her, the fml is the old man. Who wouldnt say fml about having a desgusting old man grab them, and say such a low comment. I would have freaked and made a scene. Nasty old men need to be exposed. FYL op... FYL... (also the "walked home in the rain" part sounds like an exageration... to make the story worse... like the whole my gf cheated on me on my birthday with my bestfriend, the whole cheating on me + the bestfriend is fyl enough... birthday is just added for effect *yawn*)
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Either you look like a prostitute, or the guy found you attractive and meant it as a joke. Regardless, I can't help but feel annoyed that you said, "You couldn't afford me." I'm not sure WHY. And personally, I wouldn't mind walking home in the rain. I like doing that.
Juli_fml 0
you should have just smacked his hand away and taken the bus anyway. just sit near the front.
verstecktergeist 11
'Very nice, how much' is from the movie Borat.. it was probably a joke that you took way out of context.
Dopehead666 21
#18 =) I don't see why she thinks this is so awful, it happens all the time. On a brighter note... at least they found her attractive instead of repulsive. Except, I doubt she would of left the bus if they had ridiculed her. Oddly enough. Anywho, the old guy rocks.
thuryn 2
#91: In case you missed it, here's a quote from my first post: "To the OP: On behalf of all of us decent men, I'm sorry I wasn't there or I would have made them leave you the **** alone. Old man or butch dyke, they were being assholes. Sorry they ruined your day. Don't let 'em ruin your life." I *do* empathize with the OP. It's YOU I can't stand. Two guys were being assholes, but you and several others on here have invented other details which weren't posted, have quoted only the parts of my responses (and others) that fuel your fires, and do everything you can to push this culture of victimhood crapola. So two guys were assholes to her. I understand. And I sympathize. But people are assholes to me every day. I just don't make a federal case out of it. I go on with my life, as I'm sure the OP has as well. "On the contrary, Manager Barret. I take my duties very seriously. It is *you* I take lightly." - Capt. Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles" That's you. I take assault and intimidation very seriously. I don't give Extra Credit to women for being victims of it, and I completely despise people who run around acting like Chicken Little. AND... I would suggest the OP not go to that bus stop alone again, at least not for a while. That's taking responsibility. Again, not a woman thing. That's a safety thing. Period. If you don't feel safe, don't go alone.
silvermoonstar3 3
To be fair, she never said she WASN'T a prostitute. Maybe she thinks it's an FML because only poor people want her. Either way, YDI for the comment you made (which makes you look like a prostitute AND conceited).