Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
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erikaisthebest 0
FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.
Indiana_fml 4
You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.
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Comments (213)
penisface69 17
why the hell would you walk home? he couldve followed you into an alley and raped you.
emailformygames 0
dont dress like a ***** and you wont have a problem
Whigmaleerie 0
Well, what do you expect responding with "You couldn't afford me?"
lifewithsarah 0
Ahahaa.... to all of you that think this is fake- so what if it is? why is it up to you to proclaim it on a comment? and why does it matter if it makes people laugh? and if it didn't make you laugh, move on to one that did. this site is just for fun :)
riii 0
That sucks, some people really disgust me. I probably would have walked home in the rain too if I were you.
Yulia_fml 0
The first guy's remark is straight out of Borat. I call fake.
glassbottle 0
Whoa, #133. A woman doesn't invite or deserve rape. And a comment certainly doesn't spur it. Otherwise I would ask what those toddlers and elderly women, the people *most* likely to get raped, said to get a rapist's dick hard. Notice how both of these categories of people are the easiest to isolate and least likely to walk away and get help. It's about control and power, not thwarting come-ons. and #119, talk about a logical fallacy. You could sum your assertion up as "things won't get better because they are crappy, and you deal with crappiness because it won't get better." It's circular logic. There are certainly fewer lynchings after they were criminalized and prosecuted and fewer assaults against gay bars after Stonewall. Maybe "human nature", whatever that means, can't change, but dealing with criminal behavior--and this guy touching this girl is at *least* battery, and could be sexual harassment--could go down if it was socially controlled.
thuryn 2
@135: Check out #136's comment. Equally sexist. Condemning half of her own species over a couple of jerks. Thanks a lot, bitch.
thuryn 2
@144: She wasn't raped. She was grabbed, and then she walked home. As for logical fallacies, try again. I'm merely pointing out that water is wet, and is going to STAY wet, no matter how much you WANT to change it or wish it would be different. So you remember that water is wet and you stay dry by staying out of the water. There's nothing circular about it. As for being criminal, I never said it was RIGHT or LEGAL what those two guys did (especially the second one). If the OP wanted to, she could have had the old guy charged with sexual assault, and I wouldn't blame her for it. If I had been there, I'd have testified on her behalf. They were being assholes, in public, and deserve what they get. BUT... to say that she bears no responsbility for putting herself in that position is the fallacy. If she wants to keep filing charges against dirty old men, then she can keep doing what she's doing. If she wants to not have to deal with that crap any more, maybe she should figure out how to avoid it a little better, perhaps merely by keeping her mouth shut. Also, learn your charges. Battery involves a beating. Sexual harassment is a workplace crime. This would be a case of sexual *assault*. He touched her in a sexual manner without her permission, but he is not in a position of authority over her (sex. harassment), and he never invaded her body (rape). Rape is a whole other topic, and many of these things reverse. Rape is an intolerable crime of power and is one of the few cases in which I support the death penaty. But she wasn't raped. They just gave her a hard time. These are different things, in the same way that "assault" is different from "aggravated assault" which is different from "murder." There are degrees of things. Don't make more out of it than it is.
itsnotmuch 0
lmao agreeing with #9, sorry but its true.