Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of me and says "Oh very nice. How much?" I reply "You couldn't afford me." An old guy sitting next to me says "I bet I could" and puts his hand on my leg. I forfeited the bus and walked home in the rain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
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erikaisthebest 0
FYL because the original guy that you were a prostitute. YDI from the old man because of your response.
Indiana_fml 4
You actually admitted in public that you are buyable? Well, what was wrong then with the old guy? You didn't even hear his offer.
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tje210_fml 0
YDI cuz you got the first guy to say you were a prostitute, and then the old man not only agreed with him, but thought so strongly that you were one that he vocalized his thoughts. STOP BEING A ****
Hacksaw 4
@145: Two wrongs don't make a right.
AnaMaree 0
Did this happen in Japan?
sister_maynard 0
Why is everyone assuming that she was dressed like a street-corner *****? I have personally been asked how much for a *******: A) by a boy I'd never even talked to B) when I was in school trying to do my ******* homework C) while wearing slightly loose jeans and an oversize t-shirt (it was past time to do laundry). Yes, people can be jackasses even when they have no excuse for doing so. I'm not going to jump on the "all men are pigs" train, but assuming that men never ever say anything inappropriate or try to touch unless a woman is showing enough skin for a public indecency charge is such bullshit.
Kitty34_fml 0
YDI for saying "You couldn't afford me" as opposed to just getting up and standing somewhere else.
waxstigmata 0
80 (thryun)-congratulations for being an idiot and one of the world's biggest problems, just because a woman is trying to make a point does not make her "trying to be oppressed" dumbfuck. that kind of mind set is what causes these out dated assumtions about women to be made, "She should know that she's gonna be seen as this and that if she wears this" i think YOU need to get over YOURSELF and your antiquated point of veiw, this is a new time and no matter what i woman (or any other ethnicity, race, sexuallity, whatever) has the right wear and act as they please as long as it is not physically harming another person. and don't try to use that ad hominem BS on me, i only singled owmen out because you did. i'm a chick, i'm not being oppressed nor do i oppress others, i expect to be respected whatever choice i make reguarding my wardrobe. and if you actually take the time to seek this out and respond to it, you are a bit on the pathetic side XD
Emwo 0
If he had the cash on him... Damn. Creepy coincidence.
Bloodrush 0
YDI for being a ho, and YDI for being such an arrogant ****...
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I agree with #9 all the way. If you say something like that, you're asking to be treated that way.
abbyxroad 0
You deserve it. Saying "you can't afford me" is just asking to be treated like that.