Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
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Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, I was singing in a terrible voice on purpose during a Zoom call from school, thinking I was on mute. I carried on, until a message saying, "The host has muted you" appeared on my screen. FML
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Top comments
bazoo42 25
Perhaps you should turn off your ringer in class.
PenguinBitch 44
1)Put it on YouTube 2)Millions of likes 3)Get noticed 4)??????? 5)Profit
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Comments (60)
rebelsrock 17
You're going to Hollywood
kevinhenning 4
Well if that happened to me I would go with it and not let it bother me so they would drop the memory faster
BellaBelle_fml 23
I would have played it off and laughed as well. Unless the OP said it was them singing in the shower, how would they know it was them? They could have just saved themselves from the embarrassment by not letting on that it was them singing.
Likian5 26
You can easily get her back by doing the same thing to her >:)
Imthebomb36 2
Yeah but then she would notice it
TheGewt 7
That's not a bad nickname. It could always be worse.
RuskiManBearPig 4
Your the next guest on tosh.0
MDTeddy 13
Never leave your phone just sitting around. I keep mine on me at all times and if not then I hide it.
Fluffydemise 18
Your first mistake was letting somebody else have access to your phone. Things never end well when friends, family, or enemies have access to your phone. You escaped mildly. Oh also, your sister has a great sense of humour!
GrinchFu1 27
There's a million worse nicknames you could've gotten stuck with. I grew up with a dude who we gave probably 100 nicknames... Ruiner, auschwitz, low life loser scumbag of the earth, the pretender, baby squirrel nuts, David, Inspector Gadget, eye sore... crap like that. American Idol at least sounds like a compliment!
lylotrezor 20
That's nice, bragging about bullying someone.
Fluffydemise 18
I can't think of a single reason you would call someone "auschwitz" and it not be abhorrent. Barring of course, he actually came from there but it's a safe bet he didn't. You do not sound nice.
GrinchFu1 27
You guys need to settle down. This guy was and still is like a brother to me. I've know him for over 20 years. I received my own fair share of nicknames growing up too. My buddies and I always gave each other a hard time and if anyone crossed the line we'd punch each other out, shake hands, and move the hell on.
GrinchFu1 27
Oh, I'm an asshole... but it's all just for fun. Also, I don't care if people think I'm an asshole! Haha. There are way more important thing to worry about.
iforgavelennon 7
YDI for having your ringer on in class. In most other situations it would be FYL instead of YDI, but leaving your ringer on during school hours is just asking for it.
hama806 19
Just laugh it off. You're taking life way too seriously if you can't laugh at yourself once in a while.