Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, I was singing in a terrible voice on purpose during a Zoom call from school, thinking I was on mute. I carried on, until a message saying, "The host has muted you" appeared on my screen. FML
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Top comments
bazoo42 25
Perhaps you should turn off your ringer in class.
PenguinBitch 44
1)Put it on YouTube 2)Millions of likes 3)Get noticed 4)??????? 5)Profit
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Comments (60)
Sammeydw 22
Why you never leave your phone unlocked..
twice_as_shiny 7
You have to hand it to her, it was a pretty good prank. Plus she might not have known you'd leave your ringer on in class, that part is on you.
thisiscool19 14
Your sister is the best ever plus I feel bad for you but this is funny lol
BananerzFresh 12
Well everyone knows you put your phine on vibrate while in class...You brought it upon yourself in a small way.
they_hate_me 6
at least now you can start plotting your revenge
berossm 7
Your sister is a genius.
AlexiAwesome 10
That's a fun thing for your sister to do. :) she's just trying to connect with you.
brendejafulable 41
PRANK WARS!
moonsalt 20
There is enlightenment in laughing at yourself.
asylumlane 23
Your phone should have been on vibrate if you were in class.