Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
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Top comments
xmaan667 15
Let the prank war begin.
Pink185054 16
Well...at least you didn't have a heart attack or something
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Pink185054 16
Well...at least you didn't have a heart attack or something
headofmedusa 15
And at least it wasn't in public.
TheMalygos 21
Ok you guys shouldn't continue making FML's seem better than they really are, was their any thought of heart attack or publicity? No. Then why are you talking of it to make the FML seem better than it is worse. He was scared out of his life! And potentially embarrassed for the rest of his life cause of his sister. Stop making this bulls*it on FML's and making worse scenarios. It's like saying that some dog was run over then someone commentating that it at least wasn't you that was run over, there is zero link to it. Seriously people stop this idiocy.
badluckbayan 16
Chill bro
Retaheki 27
@29 If you had a shit time, wouldn't you want someone to make it better? I would.
musicluver967 15
Its called looking at the bright side, asshat (aka 29). Try it some time!
iseebearbears 27
29- Seems like FML isn't the right place for you. Move along now. You won't be missed.
fabulouskenaz 6
What did 29 say?
jenn16zazu 16
I wonder that, too, #76.
Pegasustato 20
Now I want to know what #29 said....
Kyp_kingofhearts 12
Holy shit that is the funniest prank ever. But yeah, it's good that your heart didn't explode
xmaan667 15
Let the prank war begin.
quickit 24
Sister-1 OP-0 That was a very well thought out prank. It's something I definitely may have to try as well.
R2Y2 22
Set the ringtone for when her parents call to something inappropriate like **** (like an audio recording). And then play the waiting game.. *presses hands together and contemplates*
supernerd95 17
or just doing what op's sister did back to her.. when she will be least expecting it.. n ya obviously video tapping it.
Standupmast3r 18
If op and their sister live with their parents, I recommend ordering a ***** off amazon in her name.
Peacelove0404 26
This means war.
cakefete2 31
That comment is so ironic give your name.
Peacelove0404 26
Hahaha, thanks for the laugh 25
martin8337 36
A7X
GeekGirl2000 13
Tape scary-ass hair extentions to her ceiling while she sleeps then call HER at 2am. Let the war begin.
foxwasalamb 24
they sell ass hair extensions now? damn
tinyrosie 21
they're made out of 100% authentic ass hair too
15Erik 21
I feel bad for Scary's ass.
goaliestud30 23
That sounds cruel sorry OP
annarcheer 19
that's so sad!! I'd never be able to sleep normal again! revenge time
5secondsofvvifi 21
Maybe she was getting remember on OP, for a long going prank war between the two siblings. I know my siblings and I did this a lot, but made it seem like we had done nothing wrong.
DARKDAY07 16
Fight this war fairly and bravely and may your pants stay dry. I recomend those little bang snaps(the ones that sell around the 4th of July that you throw and they pop) to the bottom of the toilet seat and setting to down gently. Guaranteed to scare the shit out of her
nickunder0925 10
Literally cx
Zebediabolical 45
Here's hoping she's the next one to sit..
PSYqualiac 17
Totally stealing this for my youngest sister next time she tries something. Problem is, there are 3 toilets to do this to....
blondeamazonian 18
#7 You sir, are a genius.
muis545 21
Put her phone in her laundry basket and put a ringtone that says, "I am watching you!" ring it just enough for her to hear it but not for her to be able to locate it easily.
Doubtful_Judge 23
This is how pranking wars start. Get her back, but when she least expects it.
christian1509 21
It's... It's genius