Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
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m0nicam0nster 0
yeah...clearly you WEREN'T hitting the insanely high notes if it sounded like you were screeching in pain.
sexy1 0
are you a dude? that would be great!
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Comments (55)
King_of_Kings 3
Now that is funny as hell.
LinkinParkPlaya 0
YDI for singing like shi*.
yake12 0
obviously not "hitting" the high notes then were u
SydneyG 0
i agree lmao
Meri_fml 0
xDDD lmao
Melody_fml 0
yeahs....i'm sorry!! i wouldnt EVER sing in the shower after that if i were you....just incase it happens again. *shudders* i guess its a good thing i dont sing in the shower or live with me dad...
ndrocksmysocks44 0
hahahaha that is sooo awesome! funnyyyyy
heatfan89 0
ya i agree it wrong but funny as hell
lalap_fml 0
Hahahahahahahaha xD
ams_fml 0
alicia keys sucks.
ihatemylife10000 0
Amen to that
m0nicam0nster 0
yeah...clearly you WEREN'T hitting the insanely high notes if it sounded like you were screeching in pain.
sexy1 0
are you a dude? that would be great!
tiernang 21
Yes
MyLifeIsPerfecto 0
omg your dad saw you naked?! were you like "DAADDD NO! " ? LOL thats what i would have said probably but im not sure.