Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, I was singing in a terrible voice on purpose during a Zoom call from school, thinking I was on mute. I carried on, until a message saying, "The host has muted you" appeared on my screen. FML
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Top comments
bazoo42 25
Perhaps you should turn off your ringer in class.
PenguinBitch 44
1)Put it on YouTube 2)Millions of likes 3)Get noticed 4)??????? 5)Profit
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Comments (60)
perdix 31
Turns out that having a nickname is always a positive, no matter how bad you think it is. And you can't pick your own, T-bone. -Signed Your friend, Ol' Douchebag
JennNoVa 8
Revenge is a dish best served cold, think of something good! Paybacks a bitch little sister!
perdix 31
#33, I prefer to serve my revenge flaming hot, on my target's doorstep. Not very imaginative, but the look on their face has yet to disappoint.
upallnight11 19
Troll sister always wins.
TiffGreen 11
Your sister is a bit of a genius!
iChompYa 18
I would just use it as an oppurtunity, moments like these are ones you look back and laugh about, just rock it.
mattyiscool123 26
Why was your ringer on in class?
pandarawrable 12
You should pass code your phone
crackpotL 33
William Hung got a record deal off american idol and he was awful.
meaganxo 14
That's why you turn off your phone during class.. YDI
brosus_christ 2
that kid is going places.