Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
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Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, I was singing in a terrible voice on purpose during a Zoom call from school, thinking I was on mute. I carried on, until a message saying, "The host has muted you" appeared on my screen. FML
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Top comments
bazoo42 25
Perhaps you should turn off your ringer in class.
PenguinBitch 44
1)Put it on YouTube 2)Millions of likes 3)Get noticed 4)??????? 5)Profit
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Comments (60)
mrbubblebutt22 2
I would've kicked the shit of her if I was you
chabelo 10
you deserved it for not turning your phone off in class
jjessen 20
It's more of a you deserve it for singing in the shower while others are capable of hearing you
HiIAmKevin 8
1- I wouldn't have if I was her because then she'd have to take another shower. On top of that OP's sibling may get a take 2.
Vashen 5
1 - If I *were* you :-)
twaumat 28
or sing to her;)
anonymous100000 17
I think OP deserves it because she should have her phone on vibrate, silent, or off while in class. we've been taught this since high school.
GoneClubbin 9
OMG that's sad i feel bad for u! I'm sure ur not that bad.
FreeOne_fml 4
R u positive u no not evry1 kan sing? N e way shi shldn't hav her fone on n class...
hama806 19
11- I realize you are new to FML and I am the last person to correct anyone about grammar or spelling, but I feel compelled to respond to your comment. To avoid thumbs down (which I will probably get myself for this comment) or rude replies to future comments, please spell out your words so people who are not well versed in "text" jargon can understand what you are saying. Thank you in advance for your cooperation. Welcome to FML, we all hope your journey with us is enjoyable. Have a nice day. :)
Fluffydemise 18
My word, what manner of butchery have you performed on the English language #11? I assume it is English and you didn't just headbutt the keyboard in such a way as to have left that unintelligible mess above?
BulldogHoops 14
#11 I can't really think of anything clever to say here, but your comment made me sick. "kan"? Wtf? It's not like you're saving any space by replacing the C with a K. Dear Lord, that was a train wreck.
FreeOne_fml 4
Have you people never heard of a joke? My goodness...
RedPillSucks 33
We usually like our jokes to be funny. Having said that, I did think that you were trying to poke fun at #2
FreeOne_fml 4
Well normally I don't ridicule stupid people, but with a username like "GoneClubbin" he was just asking for it! Guess I'm a little rusty at commenting here, sorry.
hama806 19
23- jokes are always allowed and welcomed but your response to #2's comment or even the actual FML was irrelevant. There wasn't anything in the FML about poor spelling or grammar. Now if you spelled a lyric incorrectly, that might have worked. Actually... forget it, that wouldn't have worked either.
FreeOne_fml 4
It was a direct reply to what 2 said, how is that not relevant?
PoopNuggetLeader 4
Yeah, 23, I got the joke as soon as I read it. I can see how others didn't though.
XxDevilxXGt 26
I'm not sure you understood the joke..
Meettitan 14
#36, don't worry about the thumbs, the smart people got it.
Raykyogrou03 12
I'm guessing #11 was being sarcastic.
PenguinBitch 44
1)Put it on YouTube 2)Millions of likes 3)Get noticed 4)??????? 5)Profit
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I love number 4 on your guide to Internet fame haha.
Ambient25 25
Unfortunately her Youtube career might just be an addition to an RWJ video
Ella_fml 17
The sister probably already has, and is making some $$ on it by now. *searches youtube* Which one are you, OP?
ns1985 15
You are a star!
Marmarfarfar 25
Thanks to her, you class discovered your talent :)
bazoo42 25
Perhaps you should turn off your ringer in class.
alphatoomega 21
^this. YDI for not turning off your phone in class.
uridea 14
OP's sister may have turned the ringer on. I personally never check if my ringer is on because I never leave it on. It may be a stretch, but you never know.
TwoOneFive 11
That's embarrassing, good luck with your singing
QQmore_fml 18
"Great singing American-Idol"
moonfal 21
Siblings are like that. Make sure before you go to school to check if your phone is on vibrate. But that's pretty embarrassing, OP. FYL indeed.
beclaurela 18
At least she didn't record you masturbating or having sex.