Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
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Top comments
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I would be so embarrassed if someone did that to me. I usually sing in the shower just to have some noise in there other than the damn shower head running...
colourmealy 0
I wouldnt be that embarrassed just because almost everyone sounds like shit in the shower.
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Comments (96)
hscx1017 0
HAHHAAH I DO IT TOOOO
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I would be so embarrassed if someone did that to me. I usually sing in the shower just to have some noise in there other than the damn shower head running...
hossgray 0
First!!
diet_otaku 0
theoretically you should actually sound better in the shower because the acoustics are better in the bathroom than in a regular room.
ASVLN 0
hahahaha thats awesome
QueenOfMelodrama 0
Not if you're terrible. Better acoustics don't make bad singers any better.
Master_Bait 0
Yes they do. Look at Lady gaga and Kesha
colourmealy 0
I wouldnt be that embarrassed just because almost everyone sounds like shit in the shower.
Suekoff16 3
Failure...You're FOURTH not FIRST...Moron
jjjjessica 0
how did #3's post get ahead of #4's if #4's was posted earlier?
Finnboghi 0
That's... An excellent question. Also, if you really want sound, get a waterproof radio or something. Singing in the shower hurts everyone.
NGM_47 0
Keep singing to annoy them!
Loony_fml 4
I agree with this!!!
SoniaLovesYou 0
Agreed. I think you should serenade that RUDE **** with an especially high-octave version of "The Star-Spangled Banner"...every. Single. Morning. From now on. If he complains again, tell him you're practicing so you can get your voice nice and good for him, since you obviously were singing only for his ears all along. That insolent twerp.
xinfin1a 0
LOL! That sucks so much! Keep singing to annoy them :)
Harry_Poochi 0
Lol. Owned.
lunarlizard88 0
Next time, Starr singing about the guy who put the note up. lol, he'll get so pissed.
takemedown 0
Keep on singing, see how many of them move out out of sheer annoyance.
4440123 0
LOL I'm so glad no one can hear me when I sing
tanners 0
sing louder and make them pay you to stop there problem solved