Today, I realized how bad my social skills are when I finally landed a date with my crush. We sat down to lunch, and I asked her what her favorite Marvel movies were. She gave a flat, "I don't like those movies." and we deadass sat there in silence for ten minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, the guy I’ve had a crush on for ever declined a date with me to see the new Deadpool & Wolverine movie because he isn’t interested in dating. I decided to go to see the movie on my own. I ran into him at the same screening I went to, all cozied up with another girl. What the hell does she have that I don’t? FML
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Justkidding100 41
it was beyond your skill set to even drop the marvel part of your question and just ask what movies she DOES like? ydi...
Hangryko 32
No attempt to change the subject? YDI.
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Justkidding100 41
it was beyond your skill set to even drop the marvel part of your question and just ask what movies she DOES like? ydi...
mattiagardin 15
Holy **** you really deserved that
Hangryko 32
No attempt to change the subject? YDI.
Shzusuziq11 12
do any adult women like those Marvel movies? I don't know any
Suaria 38
I enjoy them. I did go through a comics phase and would talk to friends for hours about various comics.
rotflqtms_ 21
I am an adult woman and I like marvel movies...we do exist.
mentalissues 12
I love them and I’m a 21 year old female
TwoBytesCarley 27
Where’s Richard Pencil when you need him? He would have a witty retort to such an FML.
Alan Staff 59
I think he's sulking because I warned him against deadnaming trans people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jon Tessler 14
good call. sometimes his retorts, make me wonder how much longer the human race will survive.
electraliv 13
I’m glad y’all think about his replies as much as I do too
Marcella1016 32
Lol thanks Alan I was wondering where he’d gone. He may be controversial but he’s consistent haha
mike3775 39
On the first date with my current wife, I asked her if she liked Star Wars, and she said no, so I asked her what kind of movies she likes, and she said Star Trek. I love Star Trek also. We also talked about other genres of movies we like.
benjamn 24
I feel you! I always have all sorts of comments and questions after the date is over.
mentalissues 12
That’s not your fault I love marvel and I’m a 21year old female. Just need to find a “nerdy” girl for you instead of what seems to be a slightly stuck up girly girl that judges people/things
Jonkbaby 23
my friend, yes conversation skills can help, but the most important to take from here is that sometimes the connection just isnt there