Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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Comments (313)
MoooMooMooMooMoo 0
It's not so bad, think about it this way, when you're 30 you'll look 21 if you keep looking after your skin. It's a good thing really. A lot of women tend to let themselves go a little after pregnancy with the stress of having to deal with looking after a baby. Good for you for [hopefully] being able to take care of your baby and still look fine =] You're a milf xD
Starfire22 5
wow that was incredibly rude of her to say, I hope you put her in her place and told he how extremley rude she was and your real age. On the upside, you look really young and in a few years you'll still look young.
ShannaBanana17 0
You should be flattered.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
I have three really young siblings, and people always think they're mine. I'm only 15. I get the dirtiest looks and stuff. It's really embarassing :3 So at least you aren't actually 16, OP!
rairai897 0
i can kinda see where ur coming from, but it is kind of a good thing to say
JP101 0
This is NOT an FML. I would have said, I'm 25, but thank you for the compliment. Really throw her off. There's nothing wrong with looking young for your age. I am the same way. And hey, you learned just how ignorant that lady really is.
anglicdvil524 0
Not an FML... You're a 25 year old with a baby girl and the body of a 16 year old. This is a major win. Or were you trying to create an FML for all the 20 something mothers who DON'T have the body of a 16-year-old?
AndelleRae 9
I would have ended up getting kicked out of the store after the verbal lashing I'd give that woman. That is unbelievably rude and quite frankly she deserves to be bitch slapped. I had something similar to this happen to me a few years ago when I was shopping with my sister and my niece. When my sister was checking out, I took my niece over to sit on a bench and wait for her because my niece was getting fussy. A woman walked by me with her 4 year old and said to her, "Honey, you'll NEVER end up like THAT." and she hurried away before I could correct her. People who make statements like that to people they don't even know are completely ridiculous.
TheTruth1428 0
That's when you whip out the "Oh, you must be terribly embarrassed, I'm 25. I'm sorry that back in your day girls aged prematurely. Maybe next time you could ask nicely before making such an embarrassment of yourself."
B_Foxy 0
I love this comment. You're brilliant. :)