Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML
Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML
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jgrl180 0
that's pretty much rude whether or not the person's retarded.
aicky 0
OOPS!
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aicky 0
OOPS!
FOOFIGHTERSrock 0
:O well u should of acted like if u were on the phone or something................. but yea u were screwed........... :D anyways the pizza still taste good
GrimGothicAngel 0
the retard deserved it. win
happyhak 5
#104, you deserve to BE retarded. OP, you didn't really know so I cant really say YDI. Did the parents yell at you for it though?
xJC77x 0
rofl at 104
May525XoXo 8
No he didn't you a** hole.
May525XoXo 8
this is referring to 104
Aniki_Sohma 20
I hate on retards. Its just so fun...
energyphuck 0
damn dude. Fail.
SentrySarcasm 0
Time to take the stairs, I think.
RustedMetal 0
hahahhahha
drkwlf 0
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LOL awesome. The retard deserved it.
null_fml 11
LMAO!
numen 0
+1 :)
stopreadingmynam 0
retard is an unfortunate word for people with a mental illness
isac1234 0
YOU FAT **** BITCH
ilovecamp 2
you sound like Hitler bitch
Spaceghost77 0
Stupid is as stupid does.
isaiaha11 2
yay go forrest gump
jgrl180 0
that's pretty much rude whether or not the person's retarded.
redbluegreen 41
Agreed.
nonynony 0
was just gonna say this
HaveNoShame 3
Too true. Who would you have comfortable sharing an elevator ride with after screaming that at them? If it was some little old lady, you'd have been fine with it?
ColdGold 6
Funny. Because I wasn't there.
SarahSomething 0
EPIC. FAIL.
hXcsoccerplaya 0
that sounds like something I would do on accident. oops! FYL
GodOfBeer 5
YDI for being an asshole...