Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Not a good sign
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Old soul
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
You tried
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
This charming man
Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML
Shouldn't have worn a thong...
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
Top comments
xgirlofglassx 4
Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.
Eliseopwns 22
It's guys like this that make me sad to be male :c
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AlexRen 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You can handle it A-cup.
Zoh_Aubrey 8
Don't let him get you down. I bet his dick was the length and size of an erect ant.
Meettitan 14
Members of the itty-bitty-titty-comity are well loved. Your **** won't sag with age, and guys love that!
rallen719 3
I'm teeny too and I'm 15
sharksfan48 13
Don't worry op real men will like you for who you are, not because you have big or small ****
LolFMLnot 10
I've seen many girls with smaller boobs who look way better than girls with bigger ones. At the end of the day , boobs size doesn't matter.
Rosicles 8
I think you should love your body based on what you think, not some douchebag. Least you look youthful.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
I don't know why that guy was so surprised. There are plenty of high schoolers who look like little kids nowadays
Marrach 7
Yeah, its true. Alot of guys focus on **** or ass. Really? We don't judge them by length so they should just deal with it. We aren't on Earth to save them. I'ma keep it like that..
JAB2010 1
Well, now that one's sorta true.. Lol :D
_Oblivion_ 12
I prefer my lady have them back boobs. Why sit for two **** when you can have four?
JAB2010 1
(Sorry, my last reply was to 38) :)
_Oblivion_ 12
WOOOSH right over your heads my comment went
Jolarte1998 1
I look like a 6th grader... I'm surprised that "Niner Friday" doesn't get me... One kid got drop-kicked in the face... But aside from that, I don't really care about tit size. I care about personality and how much a girl cares. I'm a real Romeo. :) ;) :D Douche bag haters can go **** their *****. Thank you, don't come again. Bastards and bitches be trippin' and faceplanting the cement. >:D
gracehi 33
91, I think people understood your comment. My theory is that they just didn't like it.
MDTeddy 13
What I wanna know is why was that guy so surprized?
gracehi 33
From my understanding, while men may usually prefer larger breasts, they're really not very picky when it comes to size and are more concerned with how pretty a woman breasts are. I bet that most men would rather see a small pretty breast than a big ugly breast. I also think that men aren't overly concerned with breasts in general, but rather evaluate a woman's physical attractiveness on her overall figure and her face. It's also my understanding that many men prefer other attributes, such as buttocks, legs, and hips.
SammyS2012 21
She might not even be small breasted; I'm 18 and a half, and just started growing in that area. She might just be a late bloomer. And even when I was completely flat chested, I had my boyfriend; he didn't mind that I didn't have boobs, and doesnt mind that they're developing. He says, "boobs are boobs".
FMLKitten 15
132- Your comment makes me want to faceplant the cement.
raygwk 2
... wait, wait, wait, Ants can erect themselves ? :P
StayClassyLassy 6
Exactly! Big, saggy boobs look like oversized cow utters.
sens3sfailing 25
132-last time I checked Romeo was easier to understand and follow when he talked than you...and that play nearly killed me...
sheethapins 13
Just when I thought the comments couldn't get any more ignorant, I stumbled upon 132...
onlychildFTW 34
Boob size doesn't matter. Period. He is just a douche.
Brandi_Faith 34
I just want to say how happy I am that so many males feel so positively about small breasts and that they're being so supportive to this girl, who in all likely hood could probably have had this one comment completely destroy any self esteem she had! Way to go men!!
FarSide 23
This is true. At the end of the day, all that matters is whether her cooter is looser than a Vegas slot machine.
minorcrisis 8
149- totally agree. Your comment made me laugh so hard.
irishpassion16 6
I'm 16 too and am flat as a board, but hey, I'm a runner so I use it to my advantage ;)
MDTeddy 13
I meant surprized like he never seen an A-cup.
Shade1982 21
Of course you don't... I wouldn't.
xgirlofglassx 4
Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.
Feared 9
That's why I always let my boyfriend help me carry mine... He doesn't mind.
Feared 9
Edit: I always*
JustKittyKat 24
And the wallet! They always seem to be "busting" my bras, forcing me to buy new ones. Edit: I shall not apologize for my lame pun!
slantyshanty 7
Lol, that comment got me to laugh really hard. Nice one.
clueless05 12
Here here! Big boobs are such an inconvenience! Try finding clothes!
mimi_animee 18
55- I know right! In grade 6 I was made fun of for having big boobs ...
HowAreYouToday 34
So was I, then I started shoving them in peeps' faces.
Inheritance 10
Idk if I'm the only guy or not, but I don't really judge girls by breast size. I mainly look at looks, personality, and well size. May sound dick for the last one but not everyone prefers nice husky ladies.
gc327072 31
Big boobs are nice, to a point. They have to be proportional, same with butts. It's not as simple as "go big or go home".
SouthernSweetie 13
I totally agree I am blessed but very much cursed with 30FF boobs but I'm also 5feet and 18years old.
j_cat187 20
I feel bad for my girl for having constant back pain. Not much can be done about it either.
theartists 5
114, She can actually get them reduced if it's that much of a problem.
j_cat187 20
#120 True but then again I don't think that's something she is willing to do.
flyninja17 1
Worst time ever: bikini season. Im too shy to wear one bc of my boobs!
writergirl23 19
I know, I was a D before I got pregnant, went up 3 sizes in pregnancy, and another while nursing my now month old son :( as if D isn't big enough. My husband likes them but shopping doesn't.
KunoKanashimi 3
Clothes do not agree with big boobs. It makes it hard for me to bind my chest completely, too.
Nekogami 14
Always been partial to larger breasts. Big booties as well. I can understand though. Bigger = more of a pain, literally. Chin up. I like petite and small breasted as well. :-)
DeadxManxWalking 27
Big boobs are good to look at but to have a girlfriend I'd prefer a bit smaller
murphdarkly 13
Boobs are good in most sizes although I tend to most prefer B n Cs.
srayle 2
107-I feel your pain. I am 4'10" 105 lbs and wear a 28G I have considered a reduction many times but my husband says no because he likes them, little does he realized they are actually painful and annoying
PinkieKeen 20
Even if you do have small boobs, it really doesn't matter. I bet OP is a very nice girl, but that guy only likes whats on the outside.
theartists 5
123, it would help though. Don't you hate people who complain but won't do something to help? Sounds like that kind of situation.
kamron907 0
And you are also blessed with amazing looks
kamron907 0
And also blessed with very amazing looks :)
Eliseopwns 22
It's guys like this that make me sad to be male :c
gc327072 31
I think how guys have those "the D" twitter pages, girls should make "the H" (the hand, as in being slapped) twitter pages. "If he says you need the D, give him the H." I'm a guy and that'd be hilarious.
gingerwithsoul_fml 6
Man, I hate the people that say YDI, you can't help how your born.
JAB2010 1
'Yeah--give him the H on the D!', right, 59?
gc327072 31
81- No, that's not how it was intended. Unless you meant a dickpunch. But I don't think you did...
DevDev12 0
Somebody made a douchey comment and you're sad to be a male. You're a fag.
Reeserr 3
Why would you be sad to be a male? Are you going to turn into a tranny lmao
Eliseopwns 22
Well played.
littlemsweirdo 12
Douchebag.
ohSNAPyall 27
At least he's eloquent and witty.
littlemsweirdo 12
Erm, ya call that "witty"? Sweet mama jesus.
ohSNAPyall 27
And eloquent too. Articulate. Honey-tongued. Clearly not some creep on a power trip.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Commenting on people's body types, and associating their age with their body type, is incredibly low. Ugh.
bananagrams 9
Plus I think I can speak for most guys when I say that nice legs are more important than breast size anyway.
MrsPegg 45
This is why I'm glad I'm done with high school! High school BOYS can be so rude! OP, I know it hurts, but you're still growing and that guy is an ass. Ignore it and smile, because Karma is coming for him! ;)
gc327072 31
68 speaks the truth! In my own experience, I've learned that zz top was right. All about them legs.
PrincessesCrown 17
Haha I'm short, no boobs, no butt- least I have a pretty face(I hope).
OhDearBetrayal 25
I'm 4"11 so I guess I'll have to look for a guy who's got a legally-midget fetish.
Jolarte1998 1
Whoa... You're like... My height... Hhhmmmhhh... ;)
SammyS2012 21
4'11 is not that short :( my boyfriend is around 5'10-5'11 and I'm 4'11 and everything works out fine. Many people actually think our height difference is cute :3
Driblets 8
Oh my god 143! Finally another Freshman I know that is faced with challenging the doom of being short haha. I'm only 5'1 and my buddies always joke around about my height. Maybe we will grow one day though, eh?
emmapigd 1
Nice homestuck pic
nonnieluv 9
I'm stuck at 5'1 and I have a rather large chest for my age. My friends make fun of both playfully.
ravemasterroxas 9
Yaay! more homestucks! :D
SammyS2012 21
Are you talking to me 155? If you are, then at least you're taller than me :) Personally, I don't mind if I don't grow up anymore; it only sucks when I can't see over a crowd of people. I have learned to embrace my shortness. Plus, the people at Disney World apparently like their Princess actresses to be from the height of 4'11-5'1 :) At least that's what I saw on their website a couple of years ago. At least we're the height of a princess :D
bananagrams 9
He was high
hopsinlove17 26
^Seems legit guys.-_-
bananagrams 9
Oh! I just read the FML again. I originally read it as "too young to be high at school". Well, back to my hole.
supbabes 0
I'd smack that loser. Don't listen to ppl like that OP everyones beautiful in their own way.
mrz1177 11
Not u... Trololol
mimi_animee 18
I'm pretty sure the guy didn't mean to say that she was ugly just that she's small ....
mimi_animee 18
I'm pretty sure the guy didn't mean to say that she was ugly just that she's small ....
mimi_animee 18
Sorry for the double comment on my iPod.
FML_14u2c 14
You're special. Just like everybody else. :-P
j_cat187 20
Unrelated but Wu Tang forever!
murphdarkly 13
Is keastwood your stalker Supbabes?
supbabes 0
Lol @ 200 i couldn't tell u never seen him comment before! Lmao
mrz1177 11
knee him in the balls ...
MURIKKA 11
Perforate his esophagus. Extract his spleen. Eviscerate him. Any of the above would be an acceptable form of retaliation. Go get em OP.
daringtoride 27
Perv.
cheekyterier 13
I like your username..