Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
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Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML
Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, who had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML
Today, I don't think my neighbours realize that, by getting that dog they have been wanting, they ruined the peace and quiet of the entire neighbourhood, consisting of ten houses. I'm the person underneath whose window that dog barks every day - mostly when I'm either trying to fall asleep or wanting to sleep in. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
Today, despite not having noisy kids, barking dogs or do I play loud music, yet apparently I still cause enough noise by walking around and watching TV that the neighbours called the cops with a noise complaint. The cops actually came. Since when is living quietly in my own home a police matter? FML
Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
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klol_fml 11
The neighbours must be barking mad if they think you have a dog.
kAPISH 29
Bark at them like it were you all the time.
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Comments (68)
klol_fml 11
The neighbours must be barking mad if they think you have a dog.
AFCA020 4
Maybe it's been full moon? ....
Kingbreezy04 10
That can't be right, Teen Wolf still lived at home with his parents. Or he grew up, moved out and became..........Adult Wolf. Parkinson's doesn't affect him in wolf form.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
#1- Maybe the mob came after having have killed the dog and they just wanted to inform OP. "I don't have a dog.... Anymore."
KindaFunnyRight 8
Still trying to understand 41's comment…
Pleonasm 36
Maybe you misheard. Maybe they weren't saying "Shut up your dog!" And instead saying "They took our jooooooooooobs!" "Dey tuk r juuuuuuuuubs!"
Eluveitie 9
We know you can do better than that, Pleo.
MidnaLink 35
Pleo thumbed down! What is the world coming to! Although in this case I can see why…
tygerarmy 35
Rabble rabble rabble!
windfuelsfire 10
I don't think it's pleos life mission, or anyone else that has decent confidence, to please the fickle fml voters
FastidiousPear 6
It's nobody's life mission per se, but it CAN ruin your morning
Satoaoi 13
lol at southpark reference and lol at rabble rabble rabble
TheZee 12
lol at your comment...
magymofucka 9
maybe you should get one. at least they'll be angry for a real reason, lol.
kourtnii_ 6
Or you could just tell/show them you don't own a dog..
MWidderAUDI 14
hahaha
danielhartlesss 13
Plus they would have new puppy, which is great because its impossible to have a bad day with a new puppy.
mb2_native 15
31, as long as it ain't a chihuahua, those little anklebiters are annoying :/ and fast.. And hop when they bark and fly backwards when they bite.
misty11111111 4
Could you define "ain't"? I'm not sure it's a word
BigL99 20
Troll dog strikes again!
kAPISH 29
Bark at them like it were you all the time.
reborndarkangel 9
Time to get a Dog!
BlowinChronic 18
Maybe they just really don't like you and came up with some bullshit reason to come to your house as a mob. You must have really pissed someone off.
Mideoyeo 12
Time to start howling OP!
Bostern 29
Sounds like a 'ruff' encounter.
andyyroxx 20
Howl he deal with it next time?
FFML_314 12
Take a shit in their yards.
shorty6823 28
And what would that solve?
mb2_native 15
Nothing, but it would funny as hell to see their expressions while/after you take a dump in their yard.
FFML_314 12
I didn't realize this was a puzzle? I wasn't aware that OP was trying to solve anything.