Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
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Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML
Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML
Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
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dirtroadboy 7
jackass
kickazz16 15
Think before you speak.
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Comments (132)
winterforever97 30
Ydi.
ITrustNoOne 3
Oops lol
xmarciex 8
When I read this, I thought of Spongebob and Squidward for some reason...
sodapopper 6
Haha you moron
hellonyancat 6
Shouting at anyone for 30 minutes is a nuisance in itself, never mind the noise any dog might be making. I feel bad for your dog mostly. It probably thought it was having a conversation with you.
Isjustjovan 1
Imbecil
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmao. I'm-a-major-dumbass moment.
wheel4deal 5
Facepalm
SlickWillyTFCF 5
You're a fuckbucket.
thefuckinloser 6
yeah so shut your dog up nobody wants to hear either one of your damn dogs