Anonymous
Zagreb, Croatia
Targeted
Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Yo mom
United States
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Tired
United Stated
Blowin' in the wind
Today, for the third night in a row, I didn't get any sleep, because my neighbor's new dog won't stop barking when the wind blows. Where I live, we get major wind gusts most days of the week. It's going to be another long night. FML
shadow1248
Stamford, United States
Make it stop
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Anonymous
Yappy neighborhood
Today, I don't think my neighbours realize that, by getting that dog they have been wanting, they ruined the peace and quiet of the entire neighbourhood, consisting of ten houses. I'm the person underneath whose window that dog barks every day - mostly when I'm either trying to fall asleep or wanting to sleep in. FML
Annonymous
Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Good boy
Today, someone has been knocking at my back door all day then running away, driving me mad. Turns out, next door has a new dog and the knocking was actually the dog wagging its tail hard against their back door. This means it won’t ever stop, it’s going to keep banging that damn tail forever. FML
GoodDog
United States
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Barking Mad
Revesby, Australia
Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML
sleepy
Good night, sleep tight
Today, I was trying to fall asleep. Unfortunately, my next-door neighbor's baby began to cry. I closed the window and rolled over, unable to hear the crying anymore. My dog's hearing is better than mine, and so he started barking. Goodbye, good night's sleep. FML
Lentil
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
Oh no…
Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, who had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML
Top comments
ekk100 8
Probably trying to tell you there are some children stuck down a well.
RichardPencil 32
Because the neighbor is a 7-foot meathead?
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Comments (5)
ekk100 8
Probably trying to tell you there are some children stuck down a well.
RichardPencil 32
Do your curtains have cats printed on them? Or mailmen?
spinspinsugar 12
and you're posting here and not talking to your neighbor because...?
RichardPencil 32
Because the neighbor is a 7-foot meathead?
spinspinsugar 12
lol
Sady_Ct 38
My neighbors dogs are almost as bad, and it’s been going on for months. I’m not the only one of their neighbors to talk to them, and they ignore us all, make excuses, and then get hostile when pushed.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
go to store, buy dogwhistle, knock on owner's door and ask him to keep his dog quiet. if he is a dick then wait till he slam's door goto fenceline and with dog right there show the while then blow really ******* hard that dog will shut up at least when it comes to you
Gubbon 17
Don't punish the dog for having a bad owner.
MorganHex 28
water hose.