Today, I was riding to a prom with my friends in the middle of a swamp-covered area. I stuck my head out the top and screamed like they do in the movies. My hair, makeup, and mouth were quickly filled with bugs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML
Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML
Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML
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Top comments
elainelovesyou 7
Well.. it was a swamp covered area. What did you expect?
bugmefmlnotnow 7
idiot
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Comments (165)
NuckinFutz 4
maybe u should think about it before u act like a dumbass next time!!!!
shannonjones86 5
Life isn't a movie. Tard.
puddy_fml 0
Dude... Seriously? What the hell is wrong with today's youth? By 2021 these new generations will be so dumb Sarah Palin will seem like Einstein and Goerge Bush will win a Nobel Prize for his wit and his fabulous contributions to the human race.
TheBeatlesAreLov 0
someone's a democrattttt....
techweed 12
she's probably Obama
puddy_fml 0
I recognize anyone who speaks sense. A person doesn't have to be a democrat to recognize that those two would probably tie for the Idiot of the Last Two Centuries award. The OP would also make said list. That being said, yes I am a Democrat. =)
Yeoj 0
is that a problem #52?
Betty__White 0
pallins a **** just saying and isn't it a bit early for prom??
puddy_fml 0
Before the comments come... Name misspelled purposely. It just seems more dumbass that way and he is a dumbass.
Doortje 30
Dude, it's ok to make a typo.
g_willikers24 17
^lmao!!
shannonjones86 5
like!!
fthku 13
Listen to Rebecca Black - Friday. Then you'll see just how dumb society's becoming.
FML_Elle 17
Actually, generations are getting smarter. Have you seen all those FMLs involving a clever little kid? Unfortunately, there will always be that dumb stupid hoe that makes their generation look bad.
gotbiscuits 0
Same movies also have a tree branch that will knock you out.
DelPiero10 0
Ya facken batch
Zetal 0
Was this an improvement or a detriment to your overall look?
MoonTiger 4
How about you try out other movie clichés too? - Leaving the front door unlocked while singing loudly in your shower - Letting strangers into your house for some completely idiotic reasoning - Eating something completely disgusting because hey, you were challenged Can't turn out bad
techweed 12
didnt ur momma ever tell not to be a bitch???
jinxthejinx 0
"Like they do in the movies." What movies are you watching, and do they star the Olsen twins?
burninnapalm 5
nothing is wrong with being a democrat. that being said though, she should have added Clinton into the mix, seeing as he is just as dumb as the rest of them. I mean, he did nothing when the Taliban attacked the world trade centers in 1993... seriously? what president let's an attack on their country go unanswered!