Today, I was riding to a prom with my friends in the middle of a swamp-covered area. I stuck my head out the top and screamed like they do in the movies. My hair, makeup, and mouth were quickly filled with bugs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML
Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML
Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML
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Top comments
elainelovesyou 7
Well.. it was a swamp covered area. What did you expect?
bugmefmlnotnow 7
idiot
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Comments (165)
TheDrifter 24
Do the crunchy bugs really taste best?
eemcee 0
ewww,well done
perdix 31
This could only happen in Flori-duh! Were you trying to show off for the gators and the nutria?
RosiePatosie 0
How can your makeup fill up with bugs? O_o
jess6blondie9 3
Bugs could get caught in your eye lashes.
fthku 13
And those would be her eye lashes. Applying makeup to a body part doesn't transform said body part into makeup. OP, I usually try not to judge people on FML, but seriously, this has to be one of the top moronic things I've heard on FML. ... OK, the sad thing is, it's actually not.
Pocahontas22_fml 0
how dumb can you get....
LuxAeterna_fml 0
How low can you go?
Doortje 30
Very, very high. Trust me, I'm Dutch.
L3Paparazzo 7
Haha Lmaoo you made my day
rpace35 0
sucks
TheNewGuy03 29
well, bugs are fairly indiscriminate in splattering all over people's cars, so why would they do any different with your face? hmm? |the kid|
wafflesyay 2
At least their nutitious!
mintcar 10
They're*
020266t 5
you must live in my neighborhood...
sovetskiy 8
nutritious*
wafflesyay 2
Oh, sorry about the bad grammar. The second was my Ipod's stupid auto correct.
dreamer1015 0
YDI. That was a stupid thing to do.