Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML
Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went to pee and noticed my pants were covered in what looked like a green dust. I touched it, sniffed it, and it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took my boots off again only to find that one of my cats had took a dump in one of them. FML
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Anderling 33
Please consult a vet about your cat. If it's something that can be aided with medication then both your environment and your cat will thank you. If it can't be helped and will only get worse, then you'll know what to look out for when you need to decide when your cat's time to cross the rainbow bridge is.
D J's MOM 17
they have wipes for animals. you're gonna have to start doing it for ur baby
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Anderling 33
Please consult a vet about your cat. If it's something that can be aided with medication then both your environment and your cat will thank you. If it can't be helped and will only get worse, then you'll know what to look out for when you need to decide when your cat's time to cross the rainbow bridge is.
D J's MOM 17
they have wipes for animals. you're gonna have to start doing it for ur baby
TwoBytesCarley 27
As mentioned before, you should see the vet. This could very well be from the kidneys beginning to struggle. There are various things that can be done to help get your cat back to health and extend it for quite some time. Your pet deserves a good quality of life and you deserve a poop free home.
Yudith 28
My cat's kidneys have begun to struggle and his butt doesn't stink. Those cat's kidneys are frolicking in the terminal zone. Maybe the poor kitty also has arthritis, which means he cannot reach his butt anymore. Anyway, time for the vet and the damp washcloth. Lots of love.