Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML
Today, I tried to open a door with a dramatic kick, like in the movies. The door didn’t budge, but my shoe flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML
Today, at work, we had a fire drill. I was the first to run out of the building, but in my haste, I tripped on the stairs, and rolled down the flight. When I got to the bottom, I tried to stand up, but my ankle was already swelling. What felt like the entire office watched as I limped to the designated meeting point. FML
Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
Today, after I was wrapping up a visit with my chiropractor, I nearly fell off his table onto my face when I missed a handhold trying to push myself upright. After getting up, I then bumped into a poster on the wall, nearly knocking it onto the floor. At least the chiropractor had a good sense of humor. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
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ThatSucksAlotYDI 0
good going, dipshit
icyfire617 10
wow.. I'm 13 and even I'm not that excited to see that movie.
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Comments (172)
XxGuard 0
Good job butch. You aren't Jackie Chan, he's actually pro. That's when "don't try this at home" or in your case "don't try this at work" comes into play. YDI.
jackiemoonthepro 5
you are a pure machine
Colubroidea 1
I don't care about the OP's movie preferences. Whatever floats your boat. However, it sickens me that someone who is old enough to be in the work force really thinks that doing a flying kick at a wall is appropriate AT WORK. Seriously. The fact that s/he even attempted it is idiotic, regardless of the outcome. Grow the hell up and act like a mature human being.
supaisu 0
you're how old? I don't blame you for liking kids movies, hell, they're pretty good sometimes. but... at least be mature enough not to do... well. what you did.
gunman15 4
I know where your coming from
bycf 0
unbelievable.... you are "legend", man!
CallMeHush 1
Tool.
taurusxdee 10
I saw it too, there's definitely gonna be a KFP 3!
roblaycle 3
yeah you totally deserve it. and how old are you getting all excited about a kids movie?
KK3137 31
Wow, nice! :p well, i once kicked a soccer-ball sized hole in a door because i wanted to show off my kung fu kick... I had to pay like $150 for reparations....