Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, my boss tried to knock down a tower of empty boxes next to me while yelling, "Beat it, nerd!" A box hit my face and knocked my glasses off. I got bullied by my boss. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML
Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
Today, I stubbed my toe, and as I was hopping about clutching my toe and swearing like a drunken sailor, I turned and saw my boss, our CEO and pretty much the entire board of directors through the boardroom's open door. FML
Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML
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Fire_lights 0
Can you say, no promotion?
Djoooiz 0
Wish I was there, I would've pissed myself for even seeing your face with arms up XD
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Comments (78)
Fire_lights 0
Can you say, no promotion?
Duckasaurus 0
Sounds like something my friends and I would do at work.
geovanni 9
I LIEK ****!
amy397123 0
YDI
bill929 7
def YDI
Jaaared_ 15
There's a button for that, you two.
jaacquie 2
LOL fyl !
Tchernov9 0
Dude how is it an FYL? It's her fault for doing something she saw her friends doing. If they all got a stick and beat everybody up would you do it? No, so why do the same here? OP is truly an idiot YDI
O_ol0l 0
Dude, Theres a difference from beating someone and joining in with your friends. If you were one of my friends you sound like you'd be the ******* wet wipe that sits out.
shelbtron 0
and you'd be the guy who is unemployed!
jaacquie 2
dear "Tchernov9" okayokay i get it dude. so-rry if i didn`t realise what ydi meant.
Saluton 18
Oh yeah, indeed.
fluffywaspluka 7
#26 5 years later, ydi and fyl aren't mutually exclusive, it can be both. ydi often are fyl also.
xsw33tyx101 0
dumbass LOL
BTR_lover 1
I don't think it's right to call him a DA. It was an honest mistake.
BauerMegan 31
Lighten up toots.
Darth_Taco 14
Sounds like something I would do xD. Still, you kinda deserve it. Hope your boss didn't take it too badly.
AntiChrist7 0
"I was working" no you were not
Sun_Kissed18 25
haha, well she WAS working, then she decided to kick a box in her boss's face xD
Albedo667 5
rofl gold
Djoooiz 0
Wish I was there, I would've pissed myself for even seeing your face with arms up XD
CyclonePsycho 1
I KNOW! xD
ashole1990 10
haha that is ******* awesome
mrose57 0
Thanks, dude. LMAO is a good way to start a Monday morning. I owe you one.
Einstein714 0
boys will be boys... YDI
notcoolperson 0
Not a boy, SHE's a girl.
ashole1990 10
i assumed it was a guy when i read it too
bananamanama 0
Calm down, I thought it was a guy too because stereotypically a guy would seem more likely to be goofing off and kicking boxes around at their job. It actually being a woman kind of makes it funnier :P well done, OP hahaha.
ABbaby 10
WTF you've counted?
frannytrois64 0
Are you caveman? Learn to shpell.
ananamoose 0
I think they just thought it was a guy because girls can't kick things that far. so that means her boss must have been pretty close like five feet away when she kicked it... If it was a guy it would make sense because he could have kicked it far and it him far away just doesn't work as good with a girl
sucks_for_you 0
oh yeah that's much better you ignorant prick. Girls can't kick far? Why not try looking up Mia Hamm or Kristine Lily.