Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML
Today, I tried to open a door with a dramatic kick, like in the movies. The door didn’t budge, but my shoe flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML
Today, at work, we had a fire drill. I was the first to run out of the building, but in my haste, I tripped on the stairs, and rolled down the flight. When I got to the bottom, I tried to stand up, but my ankle was already swelling. What felt like the entire office watched as I limped to the designated meeting point. FML
Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
Today, after I was wrapping up a visit with my chiropractor, I nearly fell off his table onto my face when I missed a handhold trying to push myself upright. After getting up, I then bumped into a poster on the wall, nearly knocking it onto the floor. At least the chiropractor had a good sense of humor. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
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ThatSucksAlotYDI 0
good going, dipshit
icyfire617 10
wow.. I'm 13 and even I'm not that excited to see that movie.
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Comments (172)
jasminea 0
were you happy for your ... kid to see it? or yourself? If it's the second one.... sorry :(
chloe2114 4
it was obviously the OP that was exited, idiot :)
jasminea 0
hahaa! that's just kinda sad... cause if she has coworkers, she works, if she works, she's not a kid, if she's not a kid... then I don't think she should get that excited(:
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Excellent use of the transitive property, comrade.
jasminea 0
thankss(:
MurphyS94 4
That doesn't make you cool, just so you know...
Ash0191 3
I'm still in middle school and I don't want to see that movie.
tosdyke 16
Unbelievable, an eight year old with a job! Who the ***** gets excited about a cartoon...
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I do. Hence the photo.
iLolAtYou9001 0
Hilarious FML. Ah.. YDI though, buddy.
yummylicious 5
ouch wouldn't that hurt like a biatch?
kiaralove53 0
Be patient, young grasshopper.
Bellacanfixit 2
This gave me a hilarious mental image :D It must've hurt like a bitch, fyl and ydi.
fukher 0
do u still live wth ur mom
squirrelman 0
smooth...