Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, I slipped on a banana and hit my head. I woke up in the ER and thought it was a dream. Turns out it wasn't. FML
Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I slipped and fell on a piece of plastic. I thought nothing of it until I went to the doctor's and found out that I fractured and dislocated my kneecap. I'm now in a full leg brace and crutches. Prom is five days away. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
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Top comments
Royally_shunned 15
Seems the floor was very appeeling to you.
jediloader 12
*beep* *beep*
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jediloader 12
*beep* *beep*
Royally_shunned 15
Seems the floor was very appeeling to you.
Glowworm56 27
Next we need you to slip on a bar of soap while in the bathroom, trip on a roller skate and take a spill on a bunch of marbles.
Lalala579121 28
Was there a sound effect and did you see stars or birds? If not, it wasn't cartoon-style.
arioch_fml 20
Not to mention the Op wouldn't have been hurt that bad if it was cartoon style, those guys can take a beating.
RichardPencil 32
You did it all wrong! You’re supposed to fall on your ass and get concussed. That’s funny!
dexter420 21
Senior citizens can be tough on ya. At least you get a discount on coffee at mcdonalds
exileonmainst 16
Next, step on a rake and have the pole hit you in the head.
TeachAllTheMath 19
Where did this happen? Who leaves banana peels on the floor?
speed150mph 2
Hey, at least it was just a banana peel. Imagine the carnage if it was a blue or red turtle shell....
8djht8 19
For your consideration. Don't tell anyone just say you fell from a loose sidewalk piece or manhole something. You have told people but you can easily not keep telling people.