Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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jbird1193 3
at least they will be at your house in 30 minutes or less..
mmsdrummer51 3
so order 500 pizzas and send them to her house
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Comments (123)
jbird1193 3
at least they will be at your house in 30 minutes or less..
alex1432 9
my pizza hut doesn't deliver... : (
lolmaster7654321 4
did you not notice that most pizza huts have numbers like 310-1010?
lolmaster7654321 4
ummmm most pizza hut numbers are like 310-1010... how could u not notice it was a stupid number like that...
SCREAM4meeee 0
16- isn't that pizza pizza? :S
i_love_grrr 0
my pizza hut is 2222 in the last four lol
iLikeWaffles155 5
mine's 444-4444
bbucaro98 0
mines 6969
Frelling 0
131166, thumbs up if you're Aussie.
plataapusss 0
she must be fat if she remembers pizza huts number instead of her own
imthatguythatdid 0
5959 for me
That0therguy 4
Go for Dominos, their better.
FarSide 23
New Jersey? Don't be discouraged OP. The fat ass probably lives there.
jsaxon1996 0
Marcos!!!
lemonaids 1
Hmmm, maybe she works there?
tabarnak_fml 7
exactly what i was thinking :P
xxlauruh 0
I don't know why 32. you look sexy.
AlwaySunny 0
hahha if she memorized pizza hut's number I'm pretty sure you may have dived a bullet with that one..
AlwaySunny 0
*doged
GeezWhatAnIdiot 0
*dodged... derr
X0lilmommax0 0
Lol better than the rejection hotline,..... Ive gave a guy a hooker number
maattyy 1
How did you get a hooker's number? I didn't even know hookers HAD numbers
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Oh they have numbers...that'll cost you $10.
FarSide 23
@4: Who else but a New Jersey lesbian would have her hooker's phone number memorized? Geez...
lilbeast0327 3
pussy
11up 14
sometimes pizza>girl
california283 6
yeah idk about that. pizzas can't give bjs.
Commander223 9
^^^^^ disagree
Commander223 9
^^^^^ disagree
adrianblackett 0
^^^^^disagree
kingtz 6
17, watch American Pie, and then improvise.
sxe_beast 11
To me pizza>females, but guys>pizza>females ^_^
FarSide 23
One year, at band camp, I used a sausage pizza to give myself a...
FrostHeart 36
97 since guys beat pizza and pizza beats girls, you'd rather be with guys than with girls?
lilbeast0327 3
#6 ur obviously either gay, a fatass, never been laid, or all 3
That0therguy 4
Ha, Your comment was modified... so... yeah...?
pitchblease 2
why cant some women just reject the guy straight to his face. it's absolutely terrible to. give the false sense of accomplishment.
DoomedGemini 38
Because some guys are dicks who will throw a tantrum, not leave you alone, or could potentially get dangerous.
ShelbyyCakess 0
is she chubby? maybe she's giving you a hint..
Jjustin 0
how about an original fml???
jasminea 0
wow, she must be ... wide! only true fatties know the # memorized. smh /: