Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo." It went on for around half an hour. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
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mpj13 8
I don't think she's your Skype
lainzilla 14
I'm not sure I see the problem here.
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lainzilla 14
I'm not sure I see the problem here.
NeatNit 33
Not sure if 2 is being sarcastic or not, but I honestly have no idea what the problem is.
lebronesque73091 12
23- She basically said that she doesn't want to be together forever.
lebronesque73091 12
*said that she doesn't want to be together forever.
lebronesque73091 12
Said she doesn't want to be with him forever.
Stealth_Void 4
Same here. I would kill for a girl like that.
wickedgames 5
Your girlfriend is singing Queen, she sounds like a keeper to me.
ladyLALAA 29
34, your picture is very suitable for the situation..
CommanderBalls 10
oh boy.
ss_20_xx 14
One hell of a girlfriend.
xJVlental 4
um whats the problem?
mpj13 8
I don't think she's your Skype
Nikkisha16 0
I see what you did there...after, like, 10 seconds of contemplation.
Skyrizzle23 0
I read that like 5 times and didn't get it until I looked at the comments.. Haha.
blushy 14
time to find a new girlfriend?
alexup24 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
she's really mean, you should dump her...
MurphyS94 4
6- she's mean for being realistic and not giving him false hope for the future? Very few things last 'forever' and relationships are not one of them. Shit happens dude.
VoIdemort 0
No, she's mean because of how blatantly obvious and rude she made things seem.
ProhibitionRose 14
Depending on her sense of humor, it could've been a joke. A kind of cruel one, but :/
lionandthelamb61 9
Jeez Voldemort, look who is the dark lord calling the cauldron black. You freakin' killed Harry's parents and you're calling the OP's girlfriend mean??
maddy23a 5
Zing !
brittyboo123 35
Because of a silly joke?
maddy23a 5
Good song ... But daaaaaammn
kimmi41509 10
Who cares, let the girl have fun.
zebralover23 14
This made me laugh. She's a stubborn one isn't she? Lol!
OMGhiiiiii 4
Maybe when you said forever it just reminded her of the song. Not really a problem here.
Enslaved 38
Hell ya, Queen! Every time I hear that song while watching "HighLander" I get a tear in my eye.:'(
koolkool994 28
Same here, it is a beautiful song written by an amazing band!