I never got mine back :(

Blast! They're on to me!!

yep ! Will Smith and Martin Lawrence showed up at OP's door. And a shootout ensued looking for her nose !

This ended with a bullet in Martin's ass if I can remember correctly.

Looks like she...*takes off glasses* Nose what she's doing. YEEAAHHHHHH

Reminds me of ASDF on YouTube.

*covers ears* You're suppose to say you know who! D: Or He Who Must Not Be Named!

Oh no! What have I done?!

It's Ta-boo!!

"Call him Voldemort, [MzZombicidal]. Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself"

Voldemort is now masquerading as 5 year old little girls? But all of my neighbors have little girls... :0

Well Shadowvoid, then you better watch out for an unforgivable curse. Wait, all Princesses and no Prince! Woah!

Fear the name only increases fear of the thing itself.

136 - Somebody already beat ya to it.

damn.

She was taught in case of a real emergency... God some of these comments I swear...

Not all 5 year Olds get taught to use phones or call in case of an emergency. So I was just asking.

... Were u raised that way?

I was never allowed near the phone until I was seven.

#20 - I know most young children are taught to dial 9-1-1 once they start talking n learning numbers. So..where you been?

You must've been raised by useless crackheads to lazy to teach a child one of the most important things a child should know.... Did they potty train you at 7 years old too?

No they potty trained me at 6 and a half.... I kinda defend for myself at this point. So I was never raised the same way most of you were.

I wasn't allowed near the phone until I was 7 or 8. My dad did explain the whole 911 thing to me though (against my mothers wishes). People are taught differently so quit hating.

#42 That was too harsh...

58; The comment was also grammatically incorrect. *sigh*

I was never allowed to use the phone when I was a kid either. And I wasn't raised by crack heads. I was raised by a doctor and a nurse. So it's not such an unusual thing.

I know when I was in kindergarten we were all taught 9-1-1.. That was 14 years ago.. So I'd hope she knew 9-1-1.

#12 I only gave you a thumbs up cause youre a queenslander!!

So because someone was raised differently, their parents are crack heads? That's not being sarcastic, that's just going too far.

i agree not everyone is taught!

you were potty trained at 6 and a half, wtf I was potty trained at 3

I just hope OP never uses the expression, "Cat got your tongue?"

I think the cops would have thought that it was hilarious and laughed it off i certainly would do that

125 - You would laugh off a case of a stolen nose?! That's almost as bad as being a nose thief!

Hey, if someone stole your nose, wouldn't you want it back?

5- Disciplining? Seriously? Perhaps simply educating/explaining this to her would be more effective for this innocent act than punishing her for doing what she believed to be the correct course of action.....? :p

She's only 5! She's young and wanted her nose back!

Some simple education- say" touch your face"

If you seriously disciplined your child for that, then there could actually be a reason for her to call. I imagine the dispatcher got a good smile out of this. Why discipline them for making the world a little brighter through their innocence?

Could you imagine being 5 years old and haveing to live the rest of your life without your nose??? You can't blame her for calling! ;)

op should actually give her a reason to want the nose back. then who's laughing now?

I know right? It probably brightened up the dispatcher's day; they have to deal with some depressing, effed up shit.

Yeah for sure, certainly brightened my day :)

Unless op lives somewhere where they charge a fee for false alarms...

I was thinking the same thing, this isn't an FML moment

That saddening moment when 9 and/or 92 get moderated for questioning the validity of this FML.