Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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amirn86 0
Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD
MegNZee21 0
I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.
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Comments (213)
f_ckerdef_ck 0
haha owned
bulburt 0
Today i was out training a rookie when i saw my kid drive by and thought it would be awesome to use him as a training example. My kid ended up being drunk behind the wheel FML
philly1128 0
your annoying
Gondile 4
175 is annoying
NoFlippinWai 24
175- You're*
NostalgiaFreak9 43
What about his annoying?
mak_fml 0
You're lucky you only got sent to jail, asshole. Drinking and driving can kill someone -- and usually not the one who's driving drunk. You could've been responsible for some innocent person's death.
JackTheRipper_fml 0
kudos #12. kudos.
Ender_ 0
#10 - If the OP's dad would have let him go after blowing that high that would be very stupid of him as an officer of the law.
mastercrammer 0
#15 - Yeah but I meant not put him to jail. Maybe just take his car away or something. But then again if the dad really was a good officer then the kid wouldn't get away with it.
vi3tv0tinh 0
But we all know cops are power hungry douchebag that do things base on their moodswing
skater847 0
that isn't always true...
Laitue_fml 0
Wow. You so deserved that. And more. I hope your dad takes your car away. How did this even make it on here?
d347hm4n 0
#2 echoes my sentiments perfectly
cprompt 0
Oh woe is me, FML, I got caught driving under the influence of alcohol and creating a danger to others by MY OWN FATHER... FML FML FML FML
erm 0
Two things: First, you're a fuckwad, asshole and retard for driving drunk. If you do it again, I hope you hit a tree, and not another vehicle. Second, you should fight the ticket--your dad likely recognized your car and new it was you. That's *not* likely to qualify as probable cause, so you've got a constitutional rights question.