Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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amirn86 0
Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD
MegNZee21 0
I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.
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Comments (213)
Roto13 0
Drunk drivers are human scum. I hope you rot.
liveitlearnit 0
People who drive drunk deserve to die... unfortunately they usually bring other innocent people with them. Don't do it, scumbag.
Ender_ 0
#51 - Thanks for clearing that up. I was thinking that there was something wrong with that. haha. I just didn't have the motivation to look it up. Thanks again!
madame_malfoy 4
if my dad caught me drunk driving no matter HOW MUCH my BAL was...i'd be grounded until my kid's kid's kids had kids....
thatoneguyyoumet 0
yes thank you #51 i was worried about the people in the Netherlands for a while and to the OP you need to be more considerate of your actions if you wish to be that drunk keep it to yourself and put yourself in a situation where others are not in endangered
Prisoner_24601 0
This isn't an FML at all. It could have been "I killed someone accidently while driving drunk. FML"
shehzeenahmed 0
you got what you deserved. driving drunk is one of the worst things you can do. its just ridiculously stupid and there's no excuse for it.
Jeremy_fml 0
#27: Is it normal? Yes. Is it a bad thing to do? Yes.
lifepwns 0
You got what you deserved.
Jeremy_fml 0
You guys are a bunch of self-righteous pricks. But oh well, it feels good to tell people on the internet that they're horrible people, doesn't it? You don't get punched in the face that way.