Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
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Lalalaura03 1
And then the mother came, with a prostitute suit, and started to flirt with the police officer,
jallee 1
I would love to see you and your dad have the same judge.
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Comments (115)
erikaa1123 4
that sucks for you op. maybe you should get an alarm.
jallee 1
I would love to see you and your dad have the same judge.
Blaze177 0
Oh no! My kid is in trouble! This looks like a job for... DRUNK DAD! With incredible Beer Goggles to make everything funky, the consentration of a 2 year old and the driving skills of a squirrel, he's bound to save the day! (Or get arrested by cops)
pedosmurf 7
You can't get in trouble for smoking?
tilda_0182 4
113 - you can if your underage
wetofour 7
114 - depends where you live I lived in a small town in Nevada and you could smoke just not buy under 18. Odd, I know.
Doortje 30
Like father, like son.
hellogoodbye1996 6
the name on the fml is savanna not really a boy name
Doortje 30
It is in the Netherla-- oh crap, who am I kidding? I didn't notice it :(
sourgirl101 29
How about the expression "The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree" instead? I think it means the same thing but could apply to both genders.(:
ddawgg5523 0
yeah..... ******* idiot kids tend to have ******* idiot parents:/
FroggyTheHippie 0
she's a girl. and that would only happen in Utah! lol
TheDrop 0
obviously her dad neglects her and Utah is supposes to have alot of mormons.
flybye 0
You would expect something like that to happen in Utah...
Acousticpixie14 6
Agreed. YDI for smoking. Smoking is disgusting.
RosiePatosie 0
You shouldn't be smoking....
derpherp 0
You're a weak, pathetic person if you don't have the will or the brains to start smoking, and that it's NO GOOD (Sonic reference)
fatalkiss 0
There's cooler ways to die than from smoking... Also, why'd you have to be picked up by a parent just for a ticket?
destryyy 10
You only die if it is cigarettes. Weed doesn't kill you.
AmazingFinger88 11
******
Troll1 0
that's funny because your dad is a drunk and he probably beats you. domestic violence ftw!!
Astrolock 0
Go suck on your mom's dick.
Troll1 0
only on tuesdays :p
stitchedXDteddy 0
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