Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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amirn86 0
Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD
MegNZee21 0
I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.
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Comments (213)
npk1112 0
#61 I'd tell this person they were pathetic on the internet, phone, to their face, whatever. Driving drunk is a ridiculously stupid and irresponsible thing to do no matter what. You are putting other people's lives in danger. If they think that THEY deserve sympathy because THEY chose to drink and drive....then NO, they are NOT a very respectable or decent person.
fuckmylife88 0
lol that suckss..ive had 2 dui's and one i blew .17 ....ive learned though. hope u have to.
dizy_fml 2
i hate the mean things that people say about this guy. its easy to throw stones sitting safely behind your computer screen. no doubt one day, for many today, everyone on here will do something that either directly or indirectly significantly harms other human beings, and on that day you will see that compassion is a value worth fidelity
threegp 0
Good you non-contributing Zero
Jenny_25 0
Kind of funny, but seriously stupid, you deserve every consequence and come on really? your dads a cop, clearly you have no respect for him. oh yah DONT drink and drive!
CowGoesMoo 0
@64 I think the reason for this one is that, unlike cheating, stealing, whatever else is on this website, drunk driving kills tens of thousands of innocent people each year. Driving drunk is pretty serious.
Slightmisshap 0
if ur in jail how are u on fml???
gqduck 0
Well, that's a relief.
wotchersarah 0
Maybe that'll teach you to not drink and drive.
tateno 0
.15 isnt even that bad. here its only 0.8 is legal limit. so its not even that bad, but besides the point, drinking and driving is dumb kids.