Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, after giving birth, my wife was put on the sex ban until she heals. The thing is she has a high sex drive and is now horny, cranky, while also post surgery and also breastfeeding. I try to sexually satisfy her in other ways, but she's a nightmare to be with until we can have full sex again. FML
Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex for two weeks, she couldn't contain her joy. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, my wife gave me the green light to have sex with other women. She beat the cancer, but sex for her is now painful and she wasn't really interested in sex the last 10 years anyway. So why does my life suck? Because I don't want sex with anyone else. Now she's mad at me for making her feel guilty. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, it's been twelve years, seven months, and fifteen days since my wife has wanted sex. She was drunk. She no longer drinks. Guess my name is Job now and I have to be patient. FML
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stickyface 17
So, you have to get laid up before you can get laid?
Blimix 9
Two possibilities come to mind. 1. She wants credit for wanting sex with you, while not actually wanting sex with you. Or 2. Something about you being convalescent is making her feel safe enough or turned on enough to want sex. In case 1, instead of propositioning her for sex, ask for permission simply to get her turned on. No requirement for sex. Let it lead to sex, if it does. In case 2, explore how to later achieve today's result. Maybe she would like it if you were tied up? Keep an open mind.
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stickyface 17
So, you have to get laid up before you can get laid?
Blimix 9
Two possibilities come to mind. 1. She wants credit for wanting sex with you, while not actually wanting sex with you. Or 2. Something about you being convalescent is making her feel safe enough or turned on enough to want sex. In case 1, instead of propositioning her for sex, ask for permission simply to get her turned on. No requirement for sex. Let it lead to sex, if it does. In case 2, explore how to later achieve today's result. Maybe she would like it if you were tied up? Keep an open mind.
jobekka 20
this!