Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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amirn86 0
Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD
MegNZee21 0
I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.
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Comments (213)
bulburt 0
#20 - one thing, he blew .15, thats easy for any cop to say... "Pulled him over for under suspicion of driving under the influence, good thing i did!"
Endymion_fml 0
Good.
Jeremy_fml 0
I love how everyone is giving you shit for driving drunk when they will probably end up doing it in the near future.
Callyn 47
Good for your dad. You so deserve that. #23: I've never driven drunk and I never will, it's retarded.
ijrnelson 0
HILARIOUS. Karma might be real after all?
BeautyAndBrains 0
I voted both, just because it was your dad that hauled you away, and not just a random cop, so it's double the embarassment. You shouldn't be driving drunk, though, maybe wait a little while longer to sober up some more next time.
gravityplanx 0
#23: do you think it's NORMAL to drive drunk? and we're not talking a "little tipsy"... he was 2X the legal limit... he was trashed... anyone that does that should kill themselves... it's NOT normal behavior and it kills thousands of innocent people #12: thank you
heatherjay 0
have fun losing your license for a year! :]
npk1112 0
you should be completely ashamed of yourself. My little cousin was KILLED by a drunk driver several years ago. She was 7. You are a despicable human being and so is anyone else who drives drunk. I hope you get your license taken away.
bluesniper27 0
Haha best FML yet. That sucks! and shut up everyone. We have all driven drunk before. stop being so judgemental.
Djosef_fml 0
No. Never. Stop trying to make yourself apear less of an horrible person by pretending everyone else goes down to your level of stupid suicidal/homicidal behavior.
Karmarocks946 9
No not everyone has driven drunk before. Some people actually have sense and morals unlike you and the op