Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Stomach bug?
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML
The Lovecats
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Smelly cat, smelly cat…
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Poor little guy
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
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pepper2394 0
Um...I don't think cats like being hung upside down.
DoomJeff91 2
Insert ∞ "shitty day" and "pussy" jokes here.
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whatevaaaa 0
exact thing i was wondering! that poor kitten! you totally deserve it.
bangtank 0
BITCH GOT OWNED
Bloodknight 22
Bwahaha! YDI!
YDIxLol 0
Learn to spell "continued".
SweetieLish 0
I was just going to say the same thing....ugh.
amanda022394 6
They spelled it right...
orca11 11
They spelt it correctly.
Drivenknight 0
Well that's what you get for playing with your pussy.......i'm guessing your pussy had a shitty day
nonnymouse 0
YDI for continuing to hold your cat upside down when she made it clear she wanted to be put down. That's not playing, that's torture. And I'm glad she shit all over you.
mexicanvegetaria_fml 0
sorry, but you deserve it for torturing your poor cat
bananamanama 0
That's what you get. I don't understand anyone who says she doesn't deserve it.
mattgotest2 0
That Jackass Steve Irwin you talked about perdix spent Tens of Millions of dollars of the preservation of Bushland, Jungles and Deserts, for animals all over the world so that no one can harm them in anyway, and that they can live in the wild. So that when our children are older, they too like we have. Have the privalege to see these majestic animals in the natural habitat, and not on the Endangered list or even extinct, never to be seen again. He never hurt a animal in his life, and did what he did to make awareness to everyone in the world about these animals. To not be scared of them, and even to help with ones endangered. So before opening your naive dumbarsed mouth, learn about the person you put down.
perdix 31
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Bullshit! Steve Irwin was widely criticized for hassling animals and you cannot guarantee that he never hurt any of them. He was no better than Jacques Cousteau at making people aware of wildlife, yet Cousteau did it responsibly and respectfully. Dian Fossey (sp?) and Jane Goodall are two more good naturalists that didn't turn their work into a freak show for a quick buck. He exploited animals for his own personal gain and fame. Just because he gave a fraction of that back to preservation doesn't make him a saint.
mattgotest2 0
Your a dick. He didn't live in any fancy home. He lived in a little shanty somewhere in the bush. Every bit of money he made went to make sure animals had freedom. He has brought Ten's of Thousands and Thousands of acres all of the world so animals can live in peace. He never did it to make money in anyway. But I suppose because your an American and all, you never knew him as what Australians saw him as. America exploited what he did. Australians saw him as a little Australian Bloke who cared more about animals than anyone ever could. He was brought up with animals since he was born. His father was also a wildlife person who had a little rescue centre, and he grew up knowing these animals needed help. Before he was even on TV he was helping animals, and teaching the public about them, and how we as an individuals can help. And then he had a little show that was shown in Aus. And then all of a sudden America took him over and made him seem this way and that. YOU AMERICA made him look like a supposed 'freak show'. But as I said your naive and wouldn't know anything than what the media tells you, and shows you. He has done such good in this world. But your too stupid to see. You only see what he did on the TV. When all he was was a simple man, trying to make sure wild animals have a future. What have you done? Whatever it is (obviously nothing), wouldn't compare to a great man like Steve and what he did, and yet a Simpleton like yourself can say such demeaning things about him. Don't speak again about someone like him, unless you earn Ten's of Millions and give all of it back to conservation.
perdix 31
Targetlove, You are so full of shit. The stingray that killed him knows more about his mistreatment of animals than your bloviating can ever convince us otherwise. Stingrays are gentle creatures and tourists play with them all the time without incident. Irwin obviously made that one feel it was in mortal peril. So, America offered him an animal-abuse show and dear Steve took it just to save the rest. Right. When wild animals are approached by humans and manhandled, they must feel that their lives are in danger. Animals do not need this kind of extreme stress.
palmtrees 1
TargetLove - America "took him over?" So Steve had no say in the matter? He was just off being a hero and rescuing animals, and America took him prisoner and forced him to do that show? Riiiight. I'm with perdix on this one. There are some outstanding conservationalists out there; I really wouldn't count Steve among them.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Perdix is right. I've pet a lot of stingrays and they're very docile and sweet creatures. Obviously they're not going to attack unless they feel threatened.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Agreed, perdix. I'll see your animal exploitation, and raise you one-- CHILD exploitation! That creepy Bindi kid gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Kervik 0
I shall not agree the Irwin was a BAD naturalist, and you cannot take the one incident that caused his death to conclude all his acts were bad, and that all his acts to presumably help animals actually harassed them. You must realise, that be the stingray aggressive or not, when there is a being four times the size of you, looming above you, while you're peacefully foraging, it would be instinct—in the mind of something as simple as a stingray—to attack. It was not necessarily that Irwin was in fact harassing the animals, but more simply the animal was a bit too uneasy to cope with. Irwin was definitely conscious that there were dangers, when he was filming documentaries of the category he did, and there was always the chance he would be killed. If I walked into a zoo, and entered the panther enclosure, there is no certainty that I will be killed by panthers; nor is there certainty that they will spontaneously killed me—unprovoked! The panthers do not have to be annoyed, provoked, and certainly, they do not have to be peevish, they just have to feel danger. To conclude, Irwin knew there was danger from the day he made the documentary, but no one can ever be prepared for an attack, unless it's an act of retaliation. Irwin did not know that the stingray was worried, and just pushed his luck an inch too far. And absolutely no naturalist can prepare themselves for an attack that is not retaliation—any naturalist, biologist, zoologist, conservationist, could have died in the same way—would you still conclude all there acts harassment, and/or hurting the animals?
ilovefatcats 12
WTF ^? major freakO
hussbogman 0
u dumbass there is footage of him with the stingray and he isn't doing anything to it
failuristic 3
Omfg, why would you hold your cat upside down? :x Sweet jesus, did you deserve that- I hope the cat escapes the hellhole of your home and finds a better owner xD