buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
failuristic
Cornbreesha
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Paul Fart Malt Clop
Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML
zzdug
United States
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
Fv-day
United States
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML