Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
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pepper2394 0
Um...I don't think cats like being hung upside down.
DoomJeff91 2
Insert ∞ "shitty day" and "pussy" jokes here.
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Comments (195)
ragsy 7
You are a horrible person. Please find a safer home for your poor cat.
ayashe 2
YDI. Holding a cat upside down is not playing. Continuing to do so when it's obviously bothering her is not playing. That's torturing an animal for your own amusement. You shouldn't own any pet at all, because you're obviously not mature or sane enough to handle it.
Wololo 0
Epic YDI I still have the scars from when I pissed off my first cat.
HahaYDI 0
Yeah, you can't just hang them around. You have to violently shake them. Well that's what I do with my cat.
liz1908 0
LOL, cheers!
pshnoway 0
Wow, you're a total dumbass. YDIx∞
darkmis1 18
YDI! Why didn't you put your cat down when she started meowing like that? More importantly, why were you holding her upside-down in the 1st place? That could cause majour problems. I hit YDI as soon as I saw "upside-down".
owtom78 0
While that's gross and I feel bad for you, the cat meowing implies that she wants you to stop. You should have stopped.
ooohlife 0
you totally deserve it. congratulations though for being the world's biggest dumbass.
balancekiwi 0
Right - so now cats get "explosive" diarrhea [sic] as well as countless other FML posters? "Explosive" - really? At least it happened "today" like every other FML post
paintballer394 0
Your cat took "Eat shit!" to a whole new level. LMAO. You should've expected something bad, though.