Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today I caught my husband cheating on me in our bed with my 19-year-old brother. FML
Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, a misunderstanding led to me falsely accusing my husband of cheating. We cleared it up and he forgave me and everything, but my parents are still convinced that he cheated, and won't believe me when I say he wasn't. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, right now, my husband is on the phone with his friend. Last night I had a dream I was cheating on him with this friend. FML
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Top comments
TimeDisposalEngi 14
That's so gross! Who does that?!?! Tell him to seek therapy.
Overatedlife_fml 5
Dude has serious insecurity issues, put him in check.
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Comments (72)
TimeDisposalEngi 14
That's so gross! Who does that?!?! Tell him to seek therapy.
cyanidesandwich 21
Well to answer your question on who does this, stereotypically rednecks are believed to do it. Can anyone back me up on this or say different.
OscarDV 8
Different. You're on you're own there bud.
Ambient25 25
yeah that was obviously what was going through his mind
lambda_fml 40
Or maybe he just watches too much Game of Thrones.
fallencastiel 22
I see a Ceresi and Jamie Lannister type relationship here
Overatedlife_fml 5
Dude has serious insecurity issues, put him in check.
HaneenDixon 16
More like put him in therapy!
ilovedinosawers 17
PREACH.
Original_Outcast 23
Yeah, preach it sister! :p
LanaViolin 10
FYL... People really need to check with others before jumping to conclusions.
datoismyname 22
Or maybe he just watches too much Game of Thrones.
Ambient25 25
That's just disgusting and stupidly paranoid. You should take him to a marriage counselor.
jkmartinjk 16
*send him to counselling. OP doesn't need help ;)
therealafroninga 10
Wincest!
ShannyAK 16
That's unfair! If he has a sister say 'so does that mean you're cheating on me if you spend time with your sister?'
empbob 20
Never ask a question you don't want an answer to...
ColdplaySucks 18
Your husband is a dumbass.
MsConfusedd 27
Crazy obsessive husband alert!!!
cosicosei 22
well you're not from the southern states...
MsConfusedd 27
Okay, that way EXTREMELY prejudiced and unnecessary. Kindly shut up.
MsConfusedd 27
was
cosicosei 22
awe boo don't worry, sarcasm and jokes are difficult to understand sometimes. I'm gonna guess I hit a tender spot...
DocBastard 40
Cosicosei - Jokes are funny. Your comment was not.
cosicosei 22
Just because your humour is different than mine doesn't mean anyone has the right to tell me to shut up or tell me what to not say. I don't believe in this "politically correct" shit. Don't act like you guys are all angels and you never say things others don't like. Thanks for understanding :)
MrSarcasmic 10
19 some people just can't take a joke anymore
ilovedinosawers 17
Excuse me, but would you kindly rethink your stereotypes? Some stereotypes are acceptable, but I shan't tolerate this... This... TOM FOOLERY.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I found the comment somewhat humorous, but then you just made yourself look even more like an ass.
DocBastard 40
Cosicosei - You think perpetuating a stupid stereotype constitutes humour? Interesting.
cosicosei 22
isn't it the same with americans making fun of us canadians eh? tou guys think its hilarious and you don't see the wrong in it, I'm just repaying the favour! I don't mind the comments, I laugh at canadian jokes too but people need to loosen up.
SWC_Penguin 17
Cosi, the only way that your original comment could be considered sarcastic is if you came back and claimed you were being politically correct with it. Since you ended up saying you're not PC I'm gonna say that YOU'RE the one that doesn't understand sarcasm.
cosicosei 22
no, my joke was not considered politically correct and I knew it wouldn't be taken as such when I posted it, therefore my posting it makes me not politically correct. so thanks for your illogical input but try thinking a little more next time.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
damn cosi, everyone is hating on you. :( that sucks! just blow them off.
BlackRogue 8
Cosicosei- thanks for making Canadians look like prejudiced assholes. I'm from Alberta, and even people here have better manners. All others-Don't worry, we aren't all like that! I swear most of us are decent people!
therealafroninga 10
Canada produced Justin Bieber, and this kid...
SaxophoneHero 12
75 They also produce a lot of maple syrup so that makes it about even.
PrincessPesa 20
Or King's Landing.
cosicosei 22
75 my point exactly, you wanna talk about what canadas produced vs america? who has terrorists on an almost yearly basis? who created all the ridiculous celebrities? (lindsay lohan, snooki, kom kardashian, paris hilton...)? who has the most well known criminals in the world? shall I go on? yet americans still think they're the shit and have a right to hate on ppl while everyone else have to be angels to them? why...?
therealafroninga 10
Because Murica. 4th of July. Baseball. Turbo diesel trucks. But, on a realistic note, what terrorist is gonna go after Canada. My guess is one who hates geese, or a foreigner who was mislead by the title Canadian bacon.
Doodleoodlebug 18
It's your husband sleeping with his sister. They say the paranoid are usually the ones doing wrong...
jmcr 27
That or he wishes he could
evilplatypus 39
This reminds me of the FML where the girl had sex with her boyfriend, only for him to scream his sister's name.
Hurbel684 10
This is so messed up, for a moment I thought this was about Star Wars.