Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML
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Top comments
LifeAlertTwerk 14
It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!
chelsearenaeee 16
Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)
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Comments (124)
metalhead88 9
I guess that's one way to make your bird not "flappy"
geminidragon01 9
that's just sad on so many levels
AlaskaLuv 6
Did you at least beat it anyway?
Dif_fml 12
That game usually makes people angry.
highjesus 6
how the hell did u get a hard on ?? does it have boobs or sone shit
Micah_Nobot 10
Did you best your score at least?
Jaded88 3
Well that's one way to express excitement
AlexRen 21
Floners. Dang you really must have had a really high score to get a boner.
saint0706 2
fail
JayJKitten 1
sounds more like "fapping" bird lol