Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML
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Top comments
LifeAlertTwerk 14
It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!
chelsearenaeee 16
Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)
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Comments (124)
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Looks like the early bird does get the worm...no pun intended (;
moonsalt 20
For some reason I feel that the pun was very much intended.
badluckalex 23
lonely much?
Soundslikeothers 15
Its people like you is why the developer pulled the game from the app store.
telli164 30
Hahahaha! Maybe it's time to move on from flappy birds.
SweetJTBR 22
I guess the game just got... *Lowers sunglasses* ... Harder. YEEEAH!
moonsalt 20
Haha it's weird what gets people turned on sometimes. :b I hope it was quite a high score, otherwise you're in for some more erections down the road.
worldclassrager 41
I can't imagine you on Tetris...
EmmaCharlotte 6
So you basically had a "flappy bird" because of flappy bird
Posthuman 26
Unless he has a problem keeping it up, his "bird" shouldn't be too flappy while it's hard.
Powerage66 16
How did this get approved? Yea, it might be a tad funny, but a FML? Give me a broken Kit Kat, aka as give me a break.
Cass_x 22
well.. my heart starts racing like crazy when I'm about to break my highscore.. And it makes me shake.. It's pretty weird.