Today, I found out that my roommate was responsible for stealing my socks. When I confronted him about it, he told me that he did it because he likes looking at my bare feet and jerking off into my socks. We’re both guys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been using my bed for months because he didn't want his sheets to "smell like gay sex" when his mom washed them. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML
Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
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Top comments
abfab5300 13
So it would’ve been fine if you were a girl?
RichardPencil 32
If he buys you thongs and a thong, you should parade around your room in that or get the hell out!
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Comments (14)
RichardPencil 32
If he buys you thongs and a thong, you should parade around your room in that or get the hell out!
abfab5300 13
So it would’ve been fine if you were a girl?
Charlie Given 28
At least slightly less creepy
Lawliet123 9
Nope, just as creepy.
manlove38 23
Think of it as a complement! Damn you must have great looking feet to he him off.
TomeDr 25
That just pushed the weirdness factor up a few too many notches! Time for some new socks AND a new roommate.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
so I take it you beat the shit out of
Charlie Given 28
Time to take your foot and kick his ass ,no wait he might like it
Jonkbaby 23
time for a new roomate
KIEdekka 14
welp, time to find a new roommate