Intimacy: Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so...

By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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Saturday 1 March 2014 5:17

It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!

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Saturday 1 March 2014 5:16

Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)

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Fappy bird ;)

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