Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML
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Top comments
LifeAlertTwerk 14
It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!
chelsearenaeee 16
Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)
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Comments (124)
Dookiepanda 2
Dude, that is so cool. That happens to me whenever I play Halo.
AsmaNazeer 4
nothing to worry about. it was the adrenaline...
KissMyAnthia200 12
****,I get a boner from looking at the Khajiits in Skyrim.
operator47 10
So?
bivz14 11
Are you sure you weren't playing fappy bird
JaimeTheGamer 3
Lol
marzforlife 8
It's funny how I pressed the button "you deserved it" which makes it seem like this guy deserves a prize for doing so well on flappy bird so "get hard" as a result. Still congrats man xD
xXsleepykittenXx 4
did you beat your high score?
bassfisher100 23
no comment
carhart101642 8
Fappy bird