Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML
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Top comments
LifeAlertTwerk 14
It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!
chelsearenaeee 16
Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)
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Comments (124)
wickedalwayswins 7
Flappy Bird? more like "Fapping My Bird!"
flufee2 27
You just went from flappy bird to hard bird!
kevinnicki4life 9
Fappy Bird
Michaelgf 13
This would be a YDI if it wasn't for flappy bird.
pensacolalady 10
Not Flappy Bird! You ruined it for the rest of us! :-)
azyjazy713 11
Flappy Bird: UNCUT! 0.0
htownpostman 16
u need to get out more..
JBChristian 47
And we have a hidden comment streak breaker!
ber4fun13 10
Too bad you can't download that app anymore.
JBChristian 47
You can download the app. •AppStore •Updates •Purchase History •Type "Flappy Bird" And Flappy bird should come flapping to the top. This only works if you bought the app before it was removed from the AppStore.
StiffPvtParts 43
you can also download it from The Pirate Bay :3
Mr_canerr 5
your life seriously sucks
Mr_canerr 5
sounds like you played flappy something else, I stead of flappy bird lol