Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
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kadeouir 0
Omg ur brother needs to see a counsellor or shrink or something he's messed up!
Polski_fml 0
"Incest in the morning 97.1"
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Comments (325)
ASUdec 0
He knows what him wants and he is going to get it while you sleep tonight
rethon 0
Wow 11....
supasqueak 0
lmao @#11
redbluegreen 41
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. That's just nasty. Stop playing this game immediately and move out.
Zelda210 0
Maybe it was a joke. jeez calm down. Over-reactin much? Damn, lady...
kezzstar 0
I play games with my 12 year old sister all the time (I'm a 20yo female), there's nothing wrong with wanting to spend time with your younger siblings. Games are great if you are babysitting. But your little brother.......................O_O. FYL alright!
Nine001 0
Your saying it's more okay with your sister????
cobra9313 0
I don't think she said anything about doing anything like that u weirdo -_- and yea I play stupid games all the time :D
Icethefrostycat 0
You were playing Fable 2, am I right?
Ophelieliv 0
My thoughts exactly!
allstar2000000 0
but what business does a 12yo boy have playing fable I have it and it's pretty much adult oriented
rabid_fish 4
Well we don't pay attention to ratings these days...
redbluegreen 41
I also think your dad should not play this game either, just in case.
CY_fml 0
hmmmmm, its somewhat disturbing but i guess its a short phase for your 12 yr old brother..... just stick to normal board games like monopoly and snakes & ladders....
that_guy_you_are 0
I play games with your 12-year-old sister too, it's called cops and robbers, I walk into her classroom and turkeyslap her and see how long I can evade the cops for :D
that_guy_you_are 0
YDI for ******* 12-year-olds ya suck
HeyitsPheddy 0
#12/#15 for the win #16, go find a hooker, and FYL for having submitted 24 FMLs, with none of them being posted
Hurricanevenom 0
#6 wins at life