Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
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kadeouir 0
Omg ur brother needs to see a counsellor or shrink or something he's messed up!
Polski_fml 0
"Incest in the morning 97.1"
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Comments (325)
fyasko124 0
this is the most ****** up FML in a while jeez.
MeMeMe123455 0
LOL #6 and #15, Also, awkward, FYL.
Emico_fml 0
Was he good?
kapay 0
Sooooooooo... you're 19 ehh?
freudianego 0
Yeah, he's twelve, the hormones are starting to kick in, perfectly normal at that age. Everything is going to be a sex object for a while... its called testosterone, and it perpetuates the human race, so don't knock it. Everyone who think that "EWWWW like soooooo creeepy!" obviously hasn't had their balls drop yet, or perhaps lives in that wonderful magic place where guys buy you things because of your personality, and don't have a sex drive whatsoever.
quackquackquac 0
This makes me soo excited for my brothers to turn 12...
hecuva 0
Hey, atleast he's creative. you're just upset that he thought of it first
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Your brother wants to cyber you? That is so messed up.
wingedspiritus 0
There is nothing wrong with playing a medieval game and being 19 years old or whatever. Hah hah, your brother was is quite funny. As #89 said, some boys at that age have those thoughts, so there's nothing wrong. It is natural, contrary to what the others have said, he knew it wasn't okay as they were siblings, so some fiction for him might do the job. Although, I'm not the kind that would say these things out loud, like he did. Plus, I doubt he would have taken it as far as real sex.
JohnFR33M4N 0
its a little something alot of people call a ******* JOKE