Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
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kadeouir 0
Omg ur brother needs to see a counsellor or shrink or something he's messed up!
Polski_fml 0
"Incest in the morning 97.1"
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Comments (325)
spectreU98 0
He's just messing with you probably. Not really an FML so much as your brother trying to creep you out.
that_guy_you_are 0
"Every one else: I can't see the problem with the 12 year old kid knowing about sex. I knew a lot about sex when I was 12, the only thing gone wrong is that I am stille a virgin." No you're not, half the kids in my neighbourhood walk funny because of you.
staciieee_x3 0
okay. that is just freaking disgusting. what the hell is wrong with your brother? like seriously, that is filthy. and wrong on soooooo many levels. help the poor boy out and send him to a counsellor or something, ffs!!!
redbluegreen 41
#20 - :D #22 - If they've said it, they've thought about it. If they haven't said it, they probably have anyway at some point or another. It's the same way with ****; If you can think of it, it's been done. End of story.
that_guy_you_are 0
Hey I'm 12 years old wanna **** me?
CheezerX 0
did u kick his ass and tell ur mom what he said...lol that would be funny
Xero3g 5
Wait till he learns about masturbation...
Tigg3r 3
oh god, now I feel really sorry for the OP...
Shivverr 0
I think most 12-year-olds know about masturbation.
Arinwyn 0
Thats.. just.. ;-; Gl with that.
mobius8 0
Ahahaha. He was probably just messing with you. Sounds like it worked. =P
FMLeveryday89 0
wow....FYL 4realz...